Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Review: Magical Menage by Crissy Smith (The Dark Diva Review)

Magical Ménage by Crissy Smith
Publisher: Total-E-Bound
Genre: Ménage à Trois, M/F/M, Paranormal, Vampire, Werewolf

Review Copy Received from Publisher

Summary Non-practising witch Madison Montgomery can't decide between the vampire and it possible to have them both? Madison Montgomery craves and wants two very different men. Instead of choosing one, she avoids both. Tired of waiting for her to make up her mind, Master Vampire Dante and the local wolf pack's Alpha Tom come up with an agreement of their own. If she won't choose one of them, she'll have both. The pleasure she's given is more than she ever thought possible. One night will never be enough. If she thought it was hard to pick one of them as a lover, once she has them both, it is next to impossible to imagine being without both of them. When Madison gets a visit from the past, Dante and Tom have to work together to keep her safe. Once that is accomplished, they just have to talk her into permanently accepting a threesome.

Reader Advisory: This story was released as part of the Caught in the Middle Anthology by Total-E-Bound.

Madame Cecile Hussy's Review :

Allow me to welcome you to a world where all your paranormal dreams will come true. Okay, at least most of my dreams came true, hee hee. Who can resist a story with werewolves, vampires and witches - oh my! Ms. Crissy weaved a very magical spell with this story. She enveloped me in a world of magic, mayhem and very hot passion!!

My only wish is that this story would have been longer. I know what you are thinking.... Cecile, you have a rule about not judging short stories and you are right. But this is different. I wanted it longer because Ms. Crissy truly did an awesome job at story telling that I did not want it to end. Yes, I am being totally greedy and living up to my blog name - All I Want and more - and more is what I want!! But you will be the same way once you meet Tom and Dante too~ trust me **wicked grin** Ms. Crissy created a world that literally sucked (ha ~ get it ~ vampires) me in and would not let me go!

Even though this is a short story (under 60 pgs), do NOT be deceived by the size (hee hee ~ yeah, I went there) because Ms. Crissy will rock your world well within these pages. You will not feel like you are missing out on anything. This is a very short.... hot... wicked short story!

Madison is a witch, but she has not practiced in forever. She is okay with that though. She lost her parents when she was young and then her grandparents when she was a little older. The only person she has left was her brother, Matt. But he dropped off the face of the Earth after the death of the grandparents. Not feeling sorry for herself though, she surrounded herself with wonderful friends! Her best friend, Angie, will not allow her to feel sorry for herself anyway. In fact Angie tries to help divert her attention to the two best things in Madison's life - Tom and Dante. These two men are very interested in Madison and they each let her know it each and every chance they can. So Angie encourages the thoughts of those two hot men wanting her! I want Angie as one of my best friends ~ Ha!

Tom is a werewolf and town sheriff. And a big badge is not the only thing he carries!
Dante is a vampire; actually the Master Vampire in his community. And beware of his bite!

Two pure blooded, hot, delicious, sexy as hell Alpha's! Need I say more... I mean really, what girl could ask for more? Both want Madison - bad! But they want her to choose one over the other, but that breaks her heart. Is it possible to love two men at the same time? Could you choose between two men who each hold a piece of you in their palm?

And let's not forget about the suspense of the story. Oh no... Ms. Crissy delivers on this one as well. Things are not all sunshine and rainbows in Madison's life. Besides trying to figure out what to do with the two men in her life; Madison is also being stalked at her own home and at the store she owns with Angie gets broken into. Now the alpha pheromones kick into high gear and the sparks really start to fly!

Come with me into a world where danger lurks behind windows, magic seeps from one's soul and love truly prevails over all. This is really a Magical Menage! I am definitely looking forward to reading more stories by Ms. Crissy!


Delightful Divas and a

by Madame Cecile Hussy!
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Monday, September 27, 2010

Cover Hussy Going Down!

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Friday, September 24, 2010

Review: What She Wants by Anna Rainey (The Blackraven Reviews)

What She Wants by Anne Rainey
Publisher: Samhain
Genre: Contemporary Romance, Red Hots
Length: Short Story

Review Copy Received from Publisher


Summer just got a whole lot hotter…

Summer Chase has already loved and lost once and she has no intention of going through that pain again. But when a hunky Camaro-driving P.I. shows up at her B & B looking for a room for the week, she sees something more than a hard-bodied guest. For the first time since her husband’s death, Summer’s sexual interest is awakening, and she’s not about to hit the snooze button!

Gage Knight is a P.I. in desperate need of a vacation. His impromptu trip to Cape May, New Jersey, seems just what he needs to relax and unwind. But when he knocks on the door of Chase’s Bed & Breakfast and comes face to face with sexy owner, Summer Chase, relaxing drops to the bottom of his to-do list. Now all he wants is a tasty Summer treat, and he plans to take his time, savoring the curvaceous beauty one inch at a time.

Question is…can she watch Gage drive off into the sunset when the week comes to an end?

Product Warnings:: This story contains a hard-as-nails, ornery, demanding, tattooed PI eager to please, a widow ready to get back to the business of living and loving, and the kind of hot summer sex that you just might want to bookmark for later.

Cecile Smutty Hussy’s Review:

Wow - simply stated. This story is - I am not sure I can even do the story justice by trying to tell you how this book made me feel - just wow.
This is a super short read - but I promise you - wow will be one word you use to describe this book. It is just that good....

Summer Chase is a woman with a hurtful past. Losing her lover, her best friend - her husband was very difficult. Getting over losing him has not been easy. Some days are good and some not so good. But I admire her. She is a strong woman. Knowing that living in the past is not healthy for her - she tries to live for her future. But living for the uncertainty of the future is hard. Having to deal with the moving on process, Summer took the house her and her late husband once shared and turned it into a Chase Bed & Breakfast to stay afloat. You know... pay bills, put food on the table, clothes on her back, roof over her head. That kinda stuff. Again admiring her for her continuing to move forward no matter what lies ahead.

Gage is just trying to escape his every day life as a private investigator. He seeks refuge at a bed and breakfast his aunt persuaded him to go to. Gage is a strong, tall and gorgeous bald, tattooed man. Did I mention delicious and wicked? He is perfectly fine with the way life is going... until he knocks on the door of Chase Bed & Breakfast.... Then all hell breaks loose!

Like I said, this is a very short story (under 55 pgs)... But let me tell you, Ms. Rainey did an awesome job at making me want Summer as my best friend and coveting her man! We could share!!! In between those pages, you will find heart break, pulse racing, hot and kinky sex and down right out.... well... You will have to read!

Do you believe in lust at first sight? Do you believe in lust giving away to love? Or do you believe that once you lost a love one, those loves should not open again?

Believe me, this is one quickie read you will want to get your hands on! Is Summer just a tasty little treat for Gage or will he stick around for more than a season.... Or will Summer get What She Wants!

Divas and a

by Cecile Smutty Hussy!
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Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Review: Wolf Signs by Vivian Arend (The Blackraven Reviews

Wolf Signs by Viv Arend
Publisher: Samhain
Genre: Paranormal, Shape-shifters
Length: Novella

Review Copy Received from Publisher

Summary: Talk about getting your signals crossed…

Granite Lake Wolves, Book 1

Robyn Maxwell doesn’t care that her brother has to cancel out on their backcountry ski trip. She can do it alone. The fact she’s deaf doesn’t make her survival skills any weaker. The chance to get away from it all and relax in the Yukon wilderness is just what she’s been craving.

Meeting wilderness guide Keil at the cabin starts cravings of another kind. Keil’s one hot hunk of ripped, tasty male. Now she has to deal with raging hormones as well as strange questions about wolves and mates and challenges to the death.

Keil was trying for a nice reflective retreat before challenging for the Alpha position of his Alaskan pack. He wasn’t planning on meeting the woman destined to be his mate, or finding out she’s not aware she has the genes of a wolf.

Between dealing with his accident-prone younger brother, a deaf mate with an attitude and an impending duel to the death, his week—and his bed—is suddenly full.

Far from the relaxing getaway any of them had in mind…

Product Warnings: Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “talking with your hands”. Includes dangerous use of sarcasm and hot nookie in a remote wilderness sauna.

Cecile Smutty Hussy’s Review:

This is my first Vivian Arend book and will not be my last... of course not. Because now I HAVE to read the rest of this series. Ms. Arend did a wonderful job of setting up the storyline, engrossing me with characters and their lives and just plan pulling me in and leaving me wanting more.

This is a very interesting paranormal read. It will take you out of the normal realm of what you are use to reading. I was truly delighted with Ms. Arend's writing voice. This story had me admiring my heroine, laughing my asre off with her sarcasm and loving her witty come backs! Then of course there are the hero and his brother of this story... OH MAN... Wooohooooo... Let me tell you when I say they are Hot... they are hot! They make me want to find my own werewolf mate! The loyal devotion from them, the possessiveness of each other and the explosive sex!! Oh yeah... Ms. Arend knows how to write some hot sex in a short story!

Craving peace and quiet is what Robyn wants more than anything. An experienced skier, she heads out for her favorite location, the Yukon wilderness. Needing to be away from her job, the demands of her life and just the daily grind of "talking" to people. Robyn thought she would be alone... Which was perfect! She got the camp site and was amazed that someone has kinda spruced up the place by adding a shower and sauna building. Now that is perfect! Now on to her perfect retreat... or so she thought until she walked out the sauna buck naked.... and ran smack into... "Something tall and hard and covered in.... Gore-Tex?"

Keil and TJ just wanted a few days away from their pack. Yep, pack... They are wolves. Looking to head to the camp site for a few days of just being surrounded by nature and each other, was what they were looking for... Not a naked woman coming out of the sauna! Or a mate either.
Dealing with the stepping down of their old leaders, Keil knew where he stood in the order line. He knew this was his chance... but he is also up against Jack. A worthy opponent but if he won, he knew that Jack's direction of leadership would not be for the best interest of the pack but for Jack. And now mix that into happening upon his mate in the middle of the woods... a little challenging for him. But what was more challenging was learning of his mate's hearing condition.

These three characters are all fun loving, sexy as hell and will make you giggle a few times. Oh and they will make you sweat more than if you were in the sauna with them ((evil laughter)). Robyn is a very independent woman, even suffering her hearing lost as a child; she is capable of anything. But feeling like odd man out with her adoptive parents and brother... she always felt a little like something was missing. Well... in the short span of a few days, Robyn's founds out something about herself that she has never known. But she takes it all in stride; which amazed me. I think I would have kinda freaked out a bit about all the information she had to deal with. But then having the hots for one of the sexiest men alive... well... There are upsides to everything right!

This story is short, so the happenings had to kinda happen fast. Which if you know me, I do not judge a book based on those qualities... So, I give the author credit for a job well done. Her storyline was very appealing... which means I will be reading more. Her character development was awesome... Because now I want to see if TJ gets his story and I also want to know if Robyn and Keil have a proper "honeymoon"... oh wait... Marriage first. Oh wait, does that happen in the paranormal world... or would that be the hot explosive mating sex?? Oh yeah, that is another thing Ms. Arend did an awesome job with! The way these two went about... "getting together" did not feel forced or manipulated. The flow felt nature ~ under the circumstances. And if you read paranormal, you know that finding one's mate is the key to their world and once found... they stop at nothing... Now do you want your own wolf.... I know I do! Great job Ms. Arend!

Ravens and a
Recommended Read by Cecile Smutty Hussy!
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Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Review: Maximum Exposure by Jenna Byrnes & Jude Mason (The Blackraven Reviews)

Maximum Exposure Jenna Byrnes and Jude Mason
Publisher: Total eBound
Genre: Contemporary/MM
Lenght: Novella

Review Copy Received from Publisher


Rob Jenkins is worried. The relationship he’s been in for six years has become a little stale and not very intimate. He loves Max more than anything, but the man’s sexual fetish of ‘doing things’ in public never interested him.

While Max is away at a two-week business conference, Rob concludes that in order to save their relationship, he needs to make some choices. He surprises Max with a weekend visit, and the offer to play a ‘game’. Will the sexy scenarios be enough, or will they merely expose the flaws in their relationship? (m/m)

Cecile Smutty Hussy’s Review:

There is no mistaking this is the awesome work of Jenna Byrnes and Jude Mason! Two of my favorite m/m authors. Even though this is a very short story (under 60 pages), this story will pull at your heart strings and make you cheer on our hero... or hero's...

If you are new to the m/m pool – these are two excellent authors to start out with. You really need to put these two authors on your MUST buy list.

This story touched me with how personal it felt. We are pulled into Rob and Max's world and not let go until the past page. They have been lover's for six years and counting... As we all know from our own personal relationships - after so many years, sometimes we second guess ourselves and the relationship. Well, that is where Rob is. His conscience won't let go of the fact that Max's wants a little more from him. But Rob seems to put up wall every time Max pushes the boundaries. They argue and put just a little more distance in between each other. Or at least that is how Rob sees it.

Rob evaluates how much he truly wants the relationship he has with Max, the love of his life. He makes a decision that could possible blow up in his face... Would you do that for love? Would you call it quits if you were pushed just a little ? Or would you fight for what you truly want – the love of your life?

This is an emotional love story. Jenna and Jude did an awesome job at making me fall in love with Rob and Max. At one point I wanted to hug Rob and tell him all will be okay and at the same time I wanted to slap Max (just once... okay maybe twice). Okay, I can't go on any more or I would give away the story....

So I will leave you with you with this..... What would you risk for love?


by Cecile Smutty Hussy!

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Monday, September 20, 2010


If you are in need of some serious happy times for a Monday...
Head over to Hawk's place...
Where Elaing8 gives up some Moony days!

Or.. you can stay here for a bit... and enjoy.. then go over there... hee hee

I could not resist... He looks like a "Yes Ma'am" kinda man!!
And on this day... that is what I need...
Someone who will "Yes Ma'am" with all my hearts desires!

Happy Monday ladies and gents!

And I won't forget about the gents that visit here...
Just in case you peek in today...

Yeah, I have a girl crush!
For ruffles...
A woman's back...
A corset....
Oh well...

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Friday, September 17, 2010

Review: Forbidden Pleasures by Amanda McIntyre

Forbidden Pleasures
by Amanda McIntyre
Spice Briefs
On Sale Date: September 1, 2010
Publication Date: September 1, 201
Category: Erotic Fiction

Back of the Book

Britannia, 400 A.D.

Torin has dedicated his life to battle, first as a Roman warrior and now defending his native Britannia from the Saxons. Finding pleasure with a woman is far from his mind—until he encounters Alyson, a flame-haired Celtic servant who arouses his desire like never before.

Alyson is also drawn to the strong yet gentle warrior, especially when she feels magic in his touch. How could she resist his allure when the gods themselves compel her to be with him? But while fate may have a special destiny in store for Torin, it is Alyson's choice to act on their passion....

I was given this book by the author for my honest review. The thoughts expressed here are solely my own!

For those of you that know me... and those that don't this is my little statement about short books.... I do not judge short stories on the rush of their relationships, because they are just that - short stories. So, yes the relationships always could have been drawn out more, yea it seems like they fall in love to fast and of course the story could have been made longer... but it is a short story. So with that said.... here is my review...

This is an amazing short tale of how Alyson and Torin came to be. For those of you that are familiar with Ms. Amanda's work ~ you will remember Tortured (if you read it - you will remember) you will remember Torin. He is the brother of our heroine in that story. We meet him as a small child ~ then we see him as a grown man... so we never know his middle story. And that is what this story is about...

This book is the middle of Torin's life; which we finally are able to get into! Oh yeah! You should really read Tortured to truly know where Torin came from and where he went. Even though you may not have read Tortured, you can still read this one. Ms. Amanda does the wonderful job she always does of bringing the story right into our minds. She gives us just enough back story for us to understand and grasp Torin's story. But to truly understand the man, you really should read Tortured. And another great reason to read Tortured... you get to find out exactly what happens to Alyson and Torin. Trust me ~ you won't be disappointed! I promise.

Alyson comes... "from a long line of seers. Her druid mother and two generations before her were all skilled in being able to read palms and perform other tasks of the magical ancient arts." This was the praise that was offered to dinner guest from her Master ~ General Ambrosius. Alyson and her family served General Ambrosius in one capacity or another. They love serving General Ambrosius for he is a just and fair man. Even though he was retired from the military ~ he went back to help the people of Britannia. He wanted what Alyson and her people wanted ~ their land back in the hands of the Celti people ~ not the Saxon.

I have thought and wrote and erased my review for Torin's story... that is not a bad thing... but I wanted this review to really capture the essence of Torin and Alyson. This is a short story and truly a hard book to review because I do NOT want to give away to much of the book. For those of you who have read Tortured - believe me, I know you are dying to know how Torin and Alyson came together. But for those of you that have not read Tortured... this will simply wet your appetite for more. Either way, you will want to know more about Torin!

Torin is a commander of his make shift army. His purpose is to defeat the King of the Saxon and defend the honor of his Celti/Roman people. He has a heart of pure gold but he is a man of honor and duty. Nothing has ever shaken his resolve to his call of duty. Nothing... until he locks eyes with a woman who will change his whole world. To watch a man become bewitched and fall for a woman is always a pleasure - especially when that is not what he thinks he needs... a woman, lol.

This is not just a love story of boy *cough, man* meets girl *cough, woman*. No, Ms. Amanda knows there has to be conflict, danger and evil to over come. And yet again, Ms. Amanda delivers that and so much more. For this being a short story, Ms Amanda gives me the things that I need and that makes her an awesome author. You will escape for a few hours back in time... to a place of magical things... You will get wrapped up in Alyson and Torin's world... and it will not let you go till they are done with you.. and still you will want more (enter Tortured, lmbo).

I pined after this story and I am so thrilled to say that this is what I wanted!! To know what happened to him, to see what drove him to where I last saw him... priceless. So if you read or have not read Tortured - get ready because you will want to read (re-read) it!!

Ms. Amanda shows you exactly what she means when she calls this story Forbidden Pleasures...
Some things should be forbidden... but some times pleasures are meant to be discovered..

Come with Torin and Alyson to find out about their Forbidden Pleasures....

To visit Ms. McIntyre's website, please go -->> here!
To check out her blog, please go -->> here! Drop her a line, she will be glad to hear from you!

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Thursday, September 16, 2010

Middle Name Game....

I saw this at Jackie's place one day.... (here is her answers...)
And I thought I would give it a shot...

My middle name is Mary.... Yeah, shocker I know!!!!!

Okay.... The Rules:

It's harder than it looks! Erase my answers, enter yours, use the 1st letter of your middle name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real places, names, or things. Nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same middle initial. You can't use your name for the boy/girl name.

(Use one word answers.)

1. What is your middle name? Mary

2. 4 letter word? Moth

3. Boys name? Maximus (Yeah, I have a thing for Russell Crowe in Gladiator)

4. An occupation? Mortician

5. Something you wear? Mitre (hat)

6. Beverage? Martini

7. A place? Maine

8. Something you shout? Mommmmm!!!!! *yeah, have a kid you will know*

The hardest part is finding people that will play with you!!!
No kidding. Come on and do it, I want to know what everyone comes up with!!!!
Remember to send link back to me or you can do the answers in your comment....

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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Review: Any Way West by Eliza March

Any Way West by Eliza March
Publisher: Siren-Bookstrand
Genre: Erotic, Contemporary, Menage (M/F/M), Western/Cowboys

The two gorgeous men on her doorstep look like the answer to Carly's sexual frustration. She has a score to settle with one, and he's brought a peace offering in the form of a hunky friend. Carly knows Jake's darkest secrets and, at one time, desired him anyway. Now she won't settle. She wants it all. Jake's
hard and furious, Trey's slow and tender.

Ten years ago, Jake took everything Carly offered, any way he wanted, then abandoned her for the rodeo, danger and the open road. When he decides he still wants the one woman who accepted his rough sexual needs, he won't settle for less. He'll do what he must to convince her he'll be enough. If she wants Trey, Jake will share her, but only for now.

Who says you can't go home again?

I was given this book for review by the author. All thoughts are solely my own!

For those of you that know me... and those that don't this is my little statement about short books.... I do not judge short stories on the rush of their relationships, because they are just that - short stories. So, yes the relationships always could have been drawn out more, yea it seems like they fall in love to fast and of course the story could have been made longer... but it is a short story. So with that said.... here is my review...

A warning about this book - if you do not like warm, tender, soft, sweet, hot, hard, raw, furious, mind blowing sex with not one but two exquisite (very well endowed) lovers - then this book is not for you. **Holding hands up - Just sayin'** This book will leave you looking for some release. Only those looking for some serious, thoroughly, erotic love making should read this story. Oh and make sure you have a glass of ice handy. Cuz when you are done, it will be ready to drink. Yeah, that is how hot this book is - it will melt your ice cubes!

Even though - by page count - this is a short story, Ms. March gave me enough back story about Jake and Carly that I felt like I already knew them. Which was nice considering this story is a quick read (I read it in one day). The story will suck you in from the first page till the last!

Carly and Jake were - Once Upon A Time - lovers. Explosive lover, perfect for each other. But that scared Jake... So, he allowed the lure of life on the road with the rodeo and the wild women to pull him away. And just like that - he turned his back on possibly one of the best things his life had to offer. Can wounds of the past heal? What's the price of redemption?

Years and lovers later, Jake faces Carly yet again. Except this time, he's not facing her alone. In tow is his best friend and business partner, Trey. Trey and Jake work together in the movie industry. Trey is a stand in for an actor and scouts locations with Jake. Jake provides stunt coordination. The location of their next job is in close proximity to Carly's ranch. The two are seeking lodging when they happen to knock on Carly's door.....

Surprised are always nice - but when they come in packages such as Jake - Carly would accept those kind of surprises any day of the week. Scorned once by him, she swore her heart off limits to him. But apparently patterns are hard to break. Carly's last boyfriend left her for the same thing - but he passed away doing what he loved. Now she really sworn off men and love. But her work was suffering due to her curse. She is an artist and modeling models in clay (or whatever other medium she could get her hands on - literally) but she was in a drought. So, when these two show up on her doorstep, does she pass up the opportunity of what could be every woman's fantasy!

I will admit, this story is very fast pace and things do happen quickly - we have to step back and realize that these two have a past together - they also have a lot of chemistry. Is a third person a bonus or a third wheel? Or does the third person allow the other two to see what's right in front of their eyes??

Carly is a sassy, sexy woman. Promising herself for the past two years to keep love at bay and her heart whole. Or at least as whole as she can keep it. She is set on just enjoying the pleasure these two men are offering her. To allow them in her "bed" and not in her heart is what her goal is. How well does that work when the man of her dreams stands in front of her hell bent on making her see what he has to offer. Once he realizes what exactly he does have to offer.

This is an awesome, hot, and heart touching story. Ms. March had me from page one to the page eighty three. This is my first Eliza March story... but it won't be my last! Happy Hussy Ready!

To visit Ms. Eliza, please go -->> here!
To check out her blog, please go -->> here!

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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Review: The Dark Garden by Eden Bradley

The Dark Garden
Surrender has its own rewards…

This scintillating erotic debut tells the deliciously potent tale of one woman’s quest for self discovery-in the intriguing underground world of Los Angeles’s club scene…

Rowan Cassidy likes to be in charge—especially in her personal life. As a Mistress at Club Privé, the most exclusive bondage/S&M club on the West Coast, Rowan can live out her dominant fantasies safely, and with complete control—until Christian Thorne walks in. Self-confidant and sophisticated, he’s a natural dominant if Rowan’s ever seen one. Yet she can’t stop thinking about him and imagining his touch.

Christian has returned home from Europe, hoping to break free from his dissatisfaction and malaise—and discovers the cure in Rowan. He’s dying to get his skilled hands on her and watch her surrender, to unlock the mystery of her that captivates him. Determined to be her Master, he makes Rowan a daring proposition: give herself over to him for thirty days.

Rowan finds Christian’s offer terrifying—and impossible to resist. But abandoning herself to Christian’s power might be more than she can handle…Or it might be the realization of her true nature and the dark garden within her. There will be only one way to find out. And once the game has begun, there’s no turning back.

I obtained the above information from the author's website -->> here.
This is my own book... Did it surprise you that I would own this book.....

Ms. Bradley holds the hand of a vanilla into the world of BDSM. This book is not set on the dark side of BDSM... no, actually this was a very powerful book luring you in with one woman's pleasure, one woman's pain of finding out who she really is through her life of BDSM. You know the soul searching kinda find we know we must do in order to find out who we truly are.
This book takes a woman who is so sure she knows what she stands for... Knows her position in the world and in her life... a Top. She learned a long time ago to never give up her submission to anyone...

Rowan past taught her a lot. It taught her to not allow anyone to have control over here. Never to let anyone give you "pretty false" words to get what they want. Her game, her rules... take it or leave it. The past was something she was pretty sure she buried. Live, learn and move on.. However, the only thing she did not count on was meeting the one man who would openly offer her the world. Can a scared, broken, damaged heart and soul take someone who offers so much...

Christian is a man bent on fixing everyone's problems. He wants to take care of everyone. But he did not see that when he first laid eyes on Rowan... but what he did see rocked his world and made his blood boil. He wanted her... under him. One problem... she claimed to be a Top... but when he looked into her eyes... deep... He saw she was a Bottom... a very good Bottom... Only one way to find out... Make her an offer she could not back down from... Would thirty days be enough... Could his heart and soul survive the woman in front of him for thirty day?

This is a journey of two people who have a lot to learn about themselves as well as each other. In the learning process, hearts will get broken and healed, walls will go up and come crumbling down and desire will go wild and pleasure will... well.. I think you know! The side characters in the book ~ April and Decker ~ are just as explosives as the main characters. Their journey is sure to bring a few tears to your eyes... and make your heart ache for what they have... Well... for some of you that can admit BDSM is your lifestyle that is... For the rest... The love shared in this story will make you say... This is love... this is what it is about... open, raw, pure.... laying it all out on the table.. going for broke... Putting it all on the line... for that one chance to have what you deserve... Happiness... Love... The ONE...

Now I am looking forward to reading The Darker Side of Pleasure!

To read an excerpt of this book, please go -->> here. And believe me... have a fan need by!
To visit the lovely Ms. Eden, please go to her website -->> here.

And remember... Keep it Dirty, Smutty & Hussy!
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Monday, September 13, 2010

Would you come put your feeet up with us??

Hey my fellow peeps.....
I am really excited to let you know that Caitlin from CSN has contacted me again!!!
My Lair is a rocking place lately...
With all the reviews we have been reading...All the peeps coming in and out my place...
All the vacations I have been on....
I think we need to chillax on my comfy sofa and put our feet up on the lairs new...
Coffee Table...

Check it out... Isn't it awesome... Omg.... I love these!!!!
Just don't lift it up... I am not responsible for what you find in those hidden compartments...

***evil laughter***

What... You are in the Smutty Hussy Lair... What did you expect!!!I mean.. Hugh needs something to put his feet up on.. Right!!!

Look for a review to come sooner or later...
Cuz I get to go shopping again....

And remember... Keep it Dirty, Smutty & Hussy!
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Friday, September 10, 2010

Review: The Swing by Lissa Matthews (Dark Diva Review)

I am so excited to finally break the news... You know I can not keep a secret!!
I am a reviewer for The Dark Diva!
To check out my review there, please go -->> here.

The Swing by Lissa Matthew
Publisher: Elloras Cave
Genre: Contemporary

Review Copy Received from Publisher

Summary :Two years after his brother’s death in Afghanistan, Jethro is doing well. His handmade porch swing business is booming, his hip injury has healed and he’s still in love with Caitlyn. He knows he should resist her, but can’t, and pulls her into his darkly sensual world of sex and spankings.

Caitlyn has grieved, created a life for herself and has finally come to terms with her need for Jethro, her dead husband’s brother. With no small measure of hesitation, she takes a fateful step—daring him to turn her and their chance at happiness away.

My Review : Madame Cecile Hussy

OMG, this book will rock your world. Ms. Matthews has pulled every emotion she could from me with this book. This book is simply awesome... Okay why you ask me is it awesome...

We meet Caitlyn and Jethro. They are related... sort of. Caitlyn was married to Jethro's twin brother, Marcus. They were in love, Marcus was everything Jethro was not ~ at least that is how Jethro saw it. Marcus was soft, sweet, romantic and everything else that Caitlyn needed.
Marcus and Jethro served in the military together. Or should I say that Jethro entered in the military and Marcus followed. However, an attack left Jethro without a brother and Caitlyn without a husband. It has been two years since the attack and things run in both of their minds like it was yesterday. They were there for each other after the event. Not in a sexual way, but in a caring way.

You do need to understand some things about this threesome... they all loved each other. Just not out loud. Caitlyn fell in love with both brothers at the same time; for different reasons. But Marc is the one that maned up and asked for her hand in marriage. Jethro thought he was not good enough for Caitlyn, but he loved her just as fierce as Marc. To understand why Jethro did not man up, you have to understand the man. He always felt like the black sheep of the family. He never wanted to taint what was prefect ~ Caitlyn. But when they were around each other, the air cracked, the electricity snapped... yeah, they had chemistry.

I do not want to taint your image of Jethro, he is a great man. Oh hell, he is an awesome man. He just never wanted to steal the thunder from his brother. He is the type that wanted his brother to have the better end of the deal. And Caitlyn was part of that deal. But Marcus' dying wish was for his brother Jethro to love Caitlyn as his own. Can one have what one always thought was not meant for them?

Ms. Lissa gives us an explosive story of three people lives and loves. I cried, laughed, wished, dreamed and loved with this story. Ms. Lissa pulled and pushed all the buttons and emotions form me as the reader. Caitlyn is a woman who has grieved over her husband, the love of her life. Or should I say the half love of her life. The other half lives and waits for her. But feeling guilty for loving the other brother is holding her back.

This couple's journey and relationship will get intense and down right out naughty. But no matter what happens they know there was always a third part of this relationship. I respected that they always thought of Marcus. This is a short, explosive, and freaking spanking hot story! Thanks to Jethro, I want to have my asre spanked and other things done to myself. He is a walking orgasm! Very dark and sinister!

I have to say that Ms. Lissa rocked my world yet again! Even though this story is short at about 52 pages... I promise you will walk away... Wanting a few things you never thought you might want! ((Yea, I want my own Jethro!))

I have rated this:5 Delightful Divas and a Recommended Read by Madame Cecile Hussy!

To visit Ms. Lissa's website, please go -->> here.
To visit her blog... please go -->> here. And drop her a note while you are there! Ohhh and don't forget to check out her other books while you are there... they are awesome!!!!

And remember... Keep it Dirty, Smutty & Hussy!
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Thursday, September 9, 2010

Review: Pick Buttercream Frosting by Lissa Matthews

Publisher: Samhain Publishing
ISBN: 978-1605046785
Genre: BDSM / Contemporary Erotic Romance
Format: eBook
Length: Novella
Read An Excerpt
Available as an ebook from Samhain Publishing

Desire: Blend sinful with sweet. Whip to perfection. Don’t forget to lick the spoon…

Aidn Greer is a much-sought-after Dominant in the BDSM lifestyle with an unusual problem. He hasn’t owned a submissive in more years than he cares to think about. He’s bored with unchallenging women, yet mentoring other Doms and training subs has left him cold as well. He’s craving something other than plain old vanilla—a taste of something sinfully sweet that, for once, he can really sink his teeth into.

Professional cake baker Bailey Harris wasted ten years bored to tears with her marriage, enduring a job she hated, and harboring a secret desire for something passionate, fulfilling and dark. Then she found it…in the world of BDSM. Exploring on her own brought the kind of mind-opening experiences that led her to declare her independence—and exposed a yearning to find the one Dom for whom she’s willing to kneel. Permanently.

When Aidn and Bailey meet, it’s fire and ice. Sugar and spice. And an experience that satisfies every detail of both their fantasies. Almost. While the big, beautiful sub is everything Aidn wanted, her fierce independent streak could be more of a challenge than he bargained for…

Warning: This book brings together scorching-hot counter sex, decadent pink frosting, and no-holds-barred BDSM play for a spanking good time. Be sure to bring an ice-cold drink along…

I obtained the above information from Ms. Lissa's website -->> here.

For those of you that know me... and those that don't this is my little statement about short books.... I do not judge short stories on the rush of their relationships, because they are just that - short stories. So, yes the relationships always could have been drawn out more, yea it seems like they fall in love to fast and of course the story could have been made longer... but it is a short story. So with that said.... here is my review...

This is one of Ms. Lissa's earlier stories, but it is still just as awesome.
What are quickies for if not to be hot, hard, fast and raw. Which is how I would describe this book. You will want to take a walk on the wild side ~ but be careful because you may stay there longer than you intend to!

Aidn is all dominate, hot and alpha male! He is the type of man that has his shit together. He is a contract lawyer; but he does pro bono work for the community of his BDSM friends. So having his shit together is a must for him. The lifestyle of BDSM is what Aidn thrives in, but lately, he has been feeling ~ stale, flat and unsatisfied with the subs he has played with in the past. He wants to find the sub of his dream. The one that will please him to no end, the one that will relinquish over her complete shelf and soul. He wants someone to bend to his will, his whim and on his command. Or at least that is what he thought he wanted - until he met her - Bailey.

Bailey is a woman bent on finding her true identity. She was married to a man who would have gave her the world. However, it was not the world she wanted. She told her husband what she truly wanted but she knew from his reaction that he could not give her what she wanted. He could not be the dominate she desired, the man she needed. Nor could she ask him to be something he could not be. It took balls to do what she did and I admire that about her. Knowing that she was the only person capable of making herself happy - she sought a divorce. Not one to dwell on the past, Bailey went after the lifestyle that would make her happy. She found some people online who would take her hand and walk with her in the journey of self discovery in the BDSM lifestyle. But having a borrowed dom was not where Bailey's heart lied. It's not the same as having your very own dom to have him call you his own.

Bailey is the owner of a bakery ~ a successful one! She is also a plus size woman (what did you expect!), but size does not alter the way she sees herself. She knows that size is not what matters - really. It is all in how you use your size (yeah, I like that *grins*)... Or should I say it is all in how you work the flogger! Okay where was I... Oh yeah, Bailey. Even though she is a submissive through and through - she is not a doormat.

Aidn and Bailey causally met at the fetish club - Abyss a while back. They would speak but only breifly. Aidn was a major player at the club, highly respected in the community (he teaches/taught others about the lifestyle) - however, remember I said he was feeling... stale -well something happened to him and his sub that kinda pushed him away. Not wanting to collar anyone else... ((You will have to read to find out what happened, lmbo ~ yeah, I am evil))

And you would think that their main meeting would be at the club and that is where they would hook up, right ~ nope! It was a causal day of shopping for Bailey and a lunch date with a friend for Aidn. Although, Aidn was getting cranky with his lunch date, his day was about to turn around... He noticed Bailey shopping... What had he never really took notice of her beauty before he did not know... But there was something about her.. that shook him to his core!

This really is an explosive story. Things happen quickly - but once you read their story, you will see that this has been in the making for a while. What starts as a day of hoping for a quickie fuck turns into so much more. More than Aidn thinks he can deal with. More than he wants to deal with.

What happens when you have a taste of the life you want with the person you sense truly belongs to you... or you belong to them? What happens when fear and desires collide head on? An intoxication combination to make this story come alive!

Ms. Lissa takes your hand and slowly leads you in Bailey and Aidn's world of BDSM and I promise you... you will not look back! Awesome story!

To visit Ms. Lissa's website, please go -->> here.
To visit her blog... please go -->> here. And drop her a note while you are there! Ohhh and don't forget to check out her other books while you are there... they are awesome!!

And remember... Keep it Dirty, Smutty & Hussy!
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Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Review: Artic Shift by Lissa Matthews

Publisher: Samhain Publishing
ISBN: 978-1-60928-159-5
Genre: Paranormal/Erotic Romance
Format: eBook
Length: Novella
Read An Excerpt
Available as an ebook from Samhain Publishing, Amazon Kindle, All Romance eBooks

She believes in myths…can she believe in destiny?

Denali Heat, Book 1

Unlike her adventurous sister, Ruby is perfectly content to let her mind be the wanderlust while her body stays safely in Chicago. Melanie wouldn’t be out of touch this long without a damned good reason, though. Which means it’s time for a giant step outside her comfort zone.

While Denali National Park is like another planet, the myths and legends that saturate this wild land are right up her alley. The wilderness guide waiting for her—naked in her bed—looks about as safe as a polar bear.

Carson’s people are kin to the great beast, right down to the white hair. Before Ruby ever set foot in Alaska, his inner bear knew that Melanie’s little sister was his mate. He’s doing his level best not to let his primal needs scare her, but everything about her sends his urge to possess her into overdrive.

To his surprise, revealing he’s a shifter only stimulates her innate curiosity. Warming her with the perfect fire of their lovemaking, easy. Convincing her that real love isn’t a myth—and making her want to stay in his home, his bed, his heart—now, that’s a problem…

Warning: cozy flannel PJs, a naked shifter, incredible food and some fireside sex hot enough to melt the polar ice caps…

I obtained the above information from Ms. Lissa's website!
I was given this book to review... all thoughts are strictly my own.....
And a warning... I love Ms. Matthews work..... So get ready to be rocked out!!!

Oh wow! Okay where to start! This is an awesome **first** paranormal book by Ms. Matthews!
***brief moment to do a happy dance ~ yayayayayay***
It is a short story, but I will tell you that it will leave you wanting to know more about the ice polar bears! And also after reading, I now want to move to Alaska ~ pronto! Ms. Lissa did an awesome job at story building. She has definitely set this story up for more to come. I can not wait to learn more about the men in this family. I know if I peek around enough, I know I can find a brother or cousin for myself. **So that means we want more Ms. Lissa ~ said with pouty eyes**

First, we meet Ruby. She has not heard from her sister Melanie in quite some time. Mel went up north to work and has not been in touch with her family for a while. So Ruby takes matters in her own hands and takes a trip up north to Alaska to find her sister. Will she be prepared for what she finds (or who she finds) when she gets up there?

First off, I love that Ms. Lissa kept it real ~ Ruby, like Ms. Lissa's other heroine's, she is not your average, skinny little girl. She is a full figured woman and I love every inch of her. Ruby is an amazing character She is a woman who thinks (sometimes out loud, which I love ~ cuz I do that) about every angle, every way, everything about things. She needs to know the hows and whys and everything else before she leaps. She is a woman whose job is to practically live outside the box. She is a mythologist (primarily Greek and Roman). So understanding fairy tales, things that are not "real" to you and I ~ is what Ruby excels in. So when presented with a live, walking-talking, "fairy tale" what does she do...?? Given the chance of lifetime... finding her soul mate... the one destined for her... Does she accept things at face value and take what is being offered... Or does she run, hide and buried herself in her research?

Carson... I think the only thing you need to know about him is that the man is Sex on a Stick. I mean... from his stance, his body language, his eyes, his soul... You will want to crawl in his lap and eat him alive (or maybe the other way around ~ did I say that out loud)! Carson is a man that is very devoted to his family, his culture, his very livelihood. He is very primal, raw... and all man! He believes in his mission in life... Preserving his family secret. But when he sees Ruby, his mission jumps track a bit... His passion runs a little deeper in another direction... His devotion... To one woman... His mate.

I will give you this... from the moment you read chapter one, page one... as you turn the pages... you will not be disappointed. I will tease you a bit... Wanna know how Ruby first meets Carson ~ Ruby wakes up with Carson in her bed ~ naked! Wanna talk about making first impressions huh, lol! These two set the stage for the world which you are about to be welcome in. Is it crazy folk , is it real... are you intrigued to find out the answers? Come with Ruby and Carson to not only find Melanie... but maybe find love, happiness, a sense of belonging... and the life you never knew you could have!

Ms. Lissa put a fresh spin on a paranormal tale. To find out what that spin is, you are going to have to read the book... I don't give away those kinda of secrets.... Well, if it means Carson coming to find me... I might reconsider... Nah! Go get the book! =) The pace of the story was excellent... the lovemaking... very hot. I am telling you ~ you are going to want to find a polar shifter after this book. ((And we had some debate about the shifter being a bear... and what would happen if he attacked you. But you have to remember you are his mate... the only thing he would do is rip off your clothes to make hot, raw, real, primal love to you!)) I am soooooooooo looking forward to more paranormal from Ms. Lissa!

Honey, you rocked my erotic world... and you are rocking the paranormal. This book had it all!

And let this sentence set in... really set in... And tell me you don't want your own Carson!

"He'd spend time in her world before she became immersed in his. He'd give and take and compromise and work with her to get them where they needed to be in order to live forever as lovers, as friends, as mates."

Now who does not want that!?!?!?!?! Go... Get... The... Damn.. Book...NOW!!!!!

To visit Ms. Lissa's website, please go -->> here.
To visit her blog... please go -->> here. And drop her a note while you are there! Ohhh and don't forget to check out her other books while you are there... they are awesome!!!!

And remember... Keep it Dirty, Smutty & Hussy!
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Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Review: Simple Need by Lissa Matthews

Publisher: Ellora’s Cave
ISBN: 978-1419924873
Genre: Contemporary Erotic Romance
Format: eBook
Length: Novella
Read An Excerpt
Available as an ebook from Ellora’s Cave

Vinter is not your typical businessman. Tattoos, piercings and not a suit and tie in sight. One-third owner of a bar and a tattoo parlor along with being a bassist in a band, Vinter comes and goes as he pleases. He likes his beer cold, his music hard and his women scorching hot. Until he’s knocked off his game by a suburban doll he can’t stop wanting.

Elise needs a change. In men. The buttoned-up businessmen she’s been dating leave a lot to be desired—in romance, in respect and most definitely in sex. A recent text message from her now ex-lover drives Elise into a popular bar on the outside of town, where she meets one of its owners. He’s just the kind of man she’s never had and definitely the kind she’s always fantasized about. Big, bad and oh so naughty.

Unexpected tenderness. Unimaginable lust. Being dumped has never felt so damn good...

I obtained the above information from Ms. Lissa's website -->> here.

For those of you that know me... and those that don't this is my little statement about short books.... I do not judge short stories on the rush of their relationships, because they are just that - short stories. So, yes the relationships always could have been drawn out more, yea it seems like they fall in love to fast and of course the story could have been made longer... but it is a short story. So with that said.... here is my review...

This is one f*cking hawt book. It is the best quickie I have had in a long time. OMG... And all I can feel that I can say is that:

**stands pouting with hands on hips and demanding**

Ms. Lissa is one of the best erotic writers I have come to read. She gives it to me just the way I like it.... Straight up, with a twist, with a flogger, with a dirty, naughty tattooed up guy... with wild monkey sex, with sweet kisses... She crafts her heroine's to be the girl next door, your average woman... Strong, honest, bare to the soul kinda women. And this story is no different.

It is short at 60 pages... So there is not much I can say without giving this away, but I will give you this.....

Vinter is f*cking SEX.ON.A.STICK and I want him in my bed ASAP!!! But Elise, Ms. Lissa even makes me want her... Damn... She is a woman who has been rejected the worst way... via text message. I mean come on, I just wanted to take her home and make her feel better too... The same motive Vinter had when he saw her walk into his bar. He just wanted to give her a pair of ears to listen to, nothing more nothing less. Just talk. He knew the minute she walked into his bar that she was the one thing that did not fit. He knew his clientele and she was not a part of it. And knowing his clientele, he knew what most people wanted... some anonymity, someone to talk to about their problems, an escape. What he did not expect was the feelings he would have once he sat next to Elise!

Elise is your normal, typical woman. A regular nine to five job, a regular nine to five kinda man. Dreams of white fences, the house, the kids... The normal things... She thought she would have them in her current boyfriend... that is until he texted her and told her he was going back to his wife... Ouch.. Talk about kill a girls pride just a little huh... So, she hauled her ass across town and into to a bar to drown her troubles for the night. She knew what her limit was in the drink department... She just wanted to escape for a moment... That is until tall, dark, tattoo, dangerous man came and sat next to her.... Then all resolve hit the door!

One night, one bar... two people. With Simple Needs... With the same simple needs... With the same desire...

I will tell you this... I think my ereader burnt up after reading that one!!! Ms. Lissa, I bow down to you honey!!! You give my the smut I need to live. You are my crack... and I am addicted!

My quote is not for the faint at heart... Only hussies need to go farther....

"He winked and one corner of his mouth titled up as he sat back again. "You. Me. A bed. Naked. Fucking all thoughts of that loser right out of your pretty head."

Okay... Now do you want more Vinter... I thought so.....

To visit Ms. Lissa's website, please go -->> here.
To visit her blog... please go -->> here. And drop her a note while you are there! Ohhh and don't forget to check out her other books while you are there... they are awesome!!!!

Ramblings of a Book Bitch reviewed it as well.. and this is what she had to say... Here!

Remember... Keep it Dirty, Smutty & Hussy!
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My Fictional Smutty Boyfriend.... =)