I got arrested....

Yep, it's a true story. Ladies, I am sorry to have to admit that I have done some time in jail..

Let me tell you the story... Sit down because it will be a long one...

It happened like this..

I was traveling through this little town one day, when I came upon this beautiful little park. There was no one around, peace cried out to me. I had to stop for a while; to sit and read. After all, I was on vacation - and when your on vacation, you can do what you want - right??
Well, I was sitting on the park bench, all alone. Well, I was not really all alone, I had a couple of my fictional boyfriends with me. They were keeping me company on this beautiful day. I was reading, laying on a bench, not a soul in sight. The stories were hot, steamy, erotic, and pure smutty - my kinda stories. ((What did you expect)) Anyway, I was reading my stories in peace...

When noises started coming from my mouth and throat. You know the ones... A heavy sigh here after my fictional boyfriend takes the heroine by surprise and rams her up against the wall to take her there... Then a moan here because really... oh my gosh... He did what to her... I had started fanning myself....

When I had a distance noise, the rustling of bushes and footsteps on the grass. So, I got up to see what the noise was. (You know, in case I had to summons my fictional boyfriend out the book to whoop some ass)... When I turned to see what the noise was - I think my mouth dropped...

"Excuse me Ma'am, are you alright?" I must have given him a very strange look because he asked me again, "Are you alright Ma'am?"
Of course I had to pick my mouth up off the ground... clearing my throat, because after all, I had just finished one of the hottest, smuttest sex scenes in my books... **cough cough**
"Of course Officer, I am fine." The flames from my cheeks were licking their way down my throat.
"Well Ma'am, you were making obscene noises and I just wanted to make sure you were okay." Still trying to control my voice after seeing this heavenly sight...
"Yes Officer (I tried looking for a name tag...), I am just fine. I was just reading."
"Just reading huh...??" And he looks around. "What are you reading?"
"Just a book," I shrug, not knowing what direction this is leading too... "Here, I'll show you."
He took the book from me and opened the book to my marker. He starts reading it. Again, my mouth drop. He turned to me and asked me to follow him...

I follow him through the park, over some bridges to where we come to meet another officer... Could my day get any better...I could not make out exactly what was being said, but I heard my name and sex in the same sentence. They both looked at me with a gleam in their eye.

The bald one now looked at me like I was something on a dinner plater...
"Ma'am, we are going to have to ask you to come with us. (and I swear I saw a evil grin on his face) We promise this is for your own good."
Wait a damn minute - is what I thought,"Officers (with no names but hot bodies), did I do something wrong?"
"Ma'am, we will answer all your questions in a minute, but you have to come with us please."
Well since they were saying please... I guess I could go. What harm right....
We walk some more... I am getting breathless at this point... I was planning a day in the park, not a day hiking. Well, Office Blondie must have heard me panting, he told me to get on his back... Excuse me!!!! OMG.... Okay... A little out there, but I was tired of walking... So ups a daisy I went on his back! Piggie back style. Finally, when I think they are taking me to their headquarters are something, we come across another officer.
"You found her. This is her. She's quiet the looker, isn't she (I could have sworn I heard someone say yum in there)" he says to Officer Blondie and Bladie. "The boys are gonna love her." Now at this point I am starting to get a little worried... I mean, I am only one woman. I can only kick so much ass if I have to....
But with these tempting officers... I decided my fate had to be good, right... They were hot after all... right... I was praying...

Finally, I see something in the clearing.... Officer Blondie sets me on the ground and tells me to stay put. He walks over, with the rest of them to Officer Big Guns and they all start chatting away. I am not sure if I should run away from them or to them... But I could not keep quiet any more...
"Excuse me... Any one want to fill me in on what is going on? What am I doing here? Am I in some sort of trouble??"

Officer Big Guns gives me his sexiest smile....

"Well Ma'am.... We have tracked you down while you were on vacation. We hear your name is Cecile Trouble Maker Smutty Hussy... and we want to welcome you to our club.... Your club... We are your followers and we want to cater to you..... This is our gang. Your gang....

The Cecile Smutty Hussy Followers"

I passed out!

I awoke to one of them fanning me, one of them had a glass of sweet ice tea for me, the other had bon bons for me - waiting to be eaten, one was massaging my feet, while another was massaging my shoulder...

And ladies... now you see that I have my own hussy men following me around... Hope you enjoyed!!! I know I sure did... And remember, this started out as a day in the park, lmao!!!

Oh wait... To prove that I am their leader....

Yea, just don't look at the alcohol bottles please... Okay okay... What kind of hussy would I be if I did not come with my own Grey Goose bottle... It was a present, I swear....

Winners, you want your prize....

If you remember back when... **you hear the flashback music** when I recently had Kimber Chin here!!! Well, we were having a give away of her NEW book Release... and I am here to announce the winners....
I thought I would let Gerard do the honors since I pictured him as the hero of the story...
You ready for this...

This is the book up for grabs... You are ready... You sure --->>> here we go....

The winners are... And yes you heard me right... Winner(S)!!!!!
Ms. Kimber has been very generous in giving away a copy to everyone who left a comment that day... no matter if you answered the question or not... isn't she amazing!!! You gotta love her! =)

Okay... on to the winners...
Patti
Elaing8
Kira Daniels
Karin
Dottie
Blodeuedd
Leontine
Missy
JennJ
MV Freema
Chris

Congrats ladies!!
To collect your prize, please contact Ms. Kimber by her email address....
kimber(at)kimberchin(dot)com

My first M/M Book – I am no Longer a Virgin

From the keyboard of E.H>

As you all know recently Cecile decided to take onboard the challenge of dipping her feet into m/m genre waters. Cecile being Cecile does nothing by halves – so I toss her into the deep end.

I started with a short read, that was a winner for me on so many different level. It has audio and visual effects when it came to the smut scene and as Cecile was determine to rip off that virgin badge – I set her the task of finding a quite place, put her head down and give NOTHING BUT TROUBLE by Jenna Byrnes a go.

From there things went downhill – of all the places Cecile chose to read her first m/m book – yup right next to hubby….

(We IM the whole discussion – so you guys have to decipher and make the best of this conversation. I had a blast…)

This was at work – so short and sweet, loads of giggles!!!!

erotichorizon: Hello little grasshopper
cecile.smith75: hey there !! i read one of those books last night.... not the historical one.. the other one

erotichorizon: and how was it.... which one
erotichorizon: ok - any good
cecile.smith75: nothing but trouble
cecile.smith75: omg... at first i have to say that i was a bit.. squeamish at first... but omg it was freaking hot. i fogged up my ereader under the covers it was so hot.

erotichorizon: where was hubby
cecile.smith75: sleeping, lol
cecile.smith75: where else, lol

erotichorizon: you evil - thing... the true mark of a bitch.....
erotichorizon: wait until the man sleeps then you pounce
cecile.smith75: well, some things have never changed. he was sleeping from about 830. hey... he is lucky i did not wake him up!

erotichorizon: you are baddddddd
cecile.smith75: yea well... it was really good

The Book That Did The Deed

Adrian Scott doesn't expect to fall in love with his employer after spending one night with him. Graham Elliott is handsome and exciting, a very wealthy man, not in Adrian 's league. But their night together was intoxicating, and Adrian can't shake the thought of making a life with this older man. As per their arrangement, they have two more nights together. Will that be enough time to convince his boss they belong together, or will the deal prove to be nothing but trouble? (m/m contemporary erotic romance)

(Here’s our final chatter)

erotichorizon: How do you feel now that you have made the leap.
cecile.smith75: Well, very hot ~ just kidding. I feel like I am peeking into someone else's world; like a peeping tom. If that makes sense.

erotichorizon: Ok - Did you have to built yourself up to reading it or did you just jump in?
cecile.smith75: I just jumped in and read it. No build up, no illusions, just straight forward jump.

erotichorizon: what was the most surprising aspect of the scenes for you?
cecile.smith75: In this particular book, Nothing But Trouble, the most surprising thing about it was the emotions that were expressed. I could almost feel the angst of the characters and could feel the passion just the same.

erotichorizon: The M/M aspect of the book - now that you have read it, was it worth.
cecile.smith75: Yea, to find out what everyone was getting all hot and bothered about... oh yep!

erotichorizon: Did you actually read the smut scenes or did you jump them
cecile.smith75: Oh no... No skipping for this virgin... I ploughed through those scenes and then went back and re-read them again. You know, just to make sure I got it. I have to say though, that at first I was a little skirmish about reading them. I hesitated before I got there and had to examine the why did it matter question of gender differences...

erotichorizon: Which bit worked for you - hearing it being describe or actually visualizing it.
cecile.smith75: Hearing/reading it being described. The only part of it I visually pictured was the leading up to the actual act, until about half way through the book, then I started visualizing the act of two people in smut heaven.

erotichorizon: Was it what you expected...
cecile.smith75: No, I really had no expectations going in this. I mean, I have read reviews before, but nothing really prepared me for the actual reading it with my own eyes.

erotichorizon: And?
cecile.smith75: And it kinda took me by surprise ~ surprised that I liked it. It is different, do not get me wrong... but the passion is there, the emotions are there, the smut is there... (not in a bad way), the putting yourself out there is there. The only thing that ever held me back was it was two men. If you know me, I like my men, but normally catering to me. Knowing that it was a m/m book did prepare me for no woman in the HEA or the romance of the book. I guess because it is always thought of as taboo... And like I said, when I first started reading, I was a little skirmish about reading it.

erotichorizon: Do you want to discuss the book or do you want to write a review about.
cecile.smith75: We can discuss the book, if you want too... I know others want to know what I thought of reading my first m/m. So, talking about it with someone "experiences" as you... I think is prefect, lol

erotichorizon: Ok....
erotichorizon: What did you think of the plot?
cecile.smith75: It was almost like a "Pretty Woman" plot. And I absolutely love that movie. So this pulled at my heart strings.
cecile.smith75: I also liked the concept of older man/younger man.
cecile.smith75: Me being the cougar I am, I associated with it, if that makes sense.

erotichorizon: Yup, I thought so as well..... What about the pace of the book?
cecile.smith75: Since it was a short story, I thought the pace was very good. I was never at a point where I wanted to put the down - even for a second. Especially towards the end, omg!

erotichorizon: Ok - Did you have any challenges reading about the physical side of the relationship. Was any part of the love making, as expected, less or more than you expected.
cecile.smith75: At the beginning of the story... I was challenged at the idea of reading about two men having sex together. But once the story kicked off and I started reading, the story unfolded and it was more than just about sex. But when I got to the first sex scene I was tempted to skip it... or skim it, but I pushed forward and read it. I needed to read it and see how I felt and if I did not like it, then I would just skip the rest, but it was okay... the description of the lead up was just as hot as any other sex scene in any other romance book I have read.
erotichorizon: Ok

erotichorizon: And that leads to my next question... what did you think of the emotional aspect of the book?
cecile.smith75: Well done. All of the emotion one hussy wants in her romance novels were there. I could feel the "let down," I could feel the hard time Elliot had about coming out. But the storyline of His (I forgot the younger guys name, hold on) was wonderful. I felt for the poor guy. The story was real, the emotions were real. It was something in a m/f relationship I could see happening.

erotichorizon: There was a moral issue there - How do you feel about how the author dealt with that..
cecile.smith75: I liked that. It was very touching. I don't want to give to much away because I think this would be a great book for those virgins out there... But the moral issues was dealt with, with class. And the family issue for Adrian was very well played and I like how that was handled. Showed Adrian had more strength than he thought he had.
erotichorizon: Well said my dear.

erotichorizon: Did the length of the book suit the story.
cecile.smith75: For it being my first time, yea. Really, I would like to have seen more between Elliot and Adrian, but the pace of the book was prefect for this size of the book.

erotichorizon: anything else you want to mention about your first experience with m/m...
cecile.smith75: The power of the emotions surprised me. For the good. I was not sure what to expect of the book... or how I would come away feeling, but I do know it was a hot read.

erotichorizon: With m/m book there is a misconception that the story would be different because it has male protags doing the nasties.. What would you say?
cecile.smith75: no, i think it has to do with how you view m/m books. I mean at first I was hesitate about reading those books because I did not know if I would be able to handle the reading of two males being involved with each other . But as I read the chapter and I saw the human side of the emotion. Now don't get me wrong, I want my woman involved in any relationship, but for m/m, it is not going to be everyone's cup of tea. Those that will want to read it have to be easy, carefree about what they read and remember they are reading it because they want a story.... And if they get uncomfortable, close the book.

erotichorizon: now that you have had a few days to read and simmer - How do you feel now about waiting so long to try m/m
cecile.smith75: Crazy, romance is romance. The taboo of reading it is still in the air, like I said... I feel like I am peeping tom. But I will be back for more - soon - very soon! I guess I can see how some would still say it has a ick factor to it, but really - it is fantasy land...

erotichorizon: I'll leave it there and when you are finished a few more books - I'll ask you the same question again.
cecile.smith75: okay...

Cecile's Final thoughts

cecile.smith75: My cherry has been popped and popped by the best... Erotic lead me to the perfect book to be broken in. This book was a treat to read - it really was. The character's relationship was believable and their life situations was one on a real basis. My heart went out to Adrian and his situation and I so fell in love with him. It was short and smutty enough for me to be welcomed into the world of m/m... but I still wanna be in the middle, haa haa!!! Smut here I come....

Erotic Review OF NOTHING BUT TROUBLE

“I want you to spend the night with me. I’ll pay you ten thousand dollars.”

Those were not the words Adrian Scott expected to hear when he is called into the office of the owner of the casino where he works. Although he has always been attracted to the man, and despite the fact that he has a girlfriend and is definitely out of his league, he genuinely did not think the boss played with the boys as well.

Graham Elliott, owner of the Graham’s Aces casino, has one secret, and that’s his attraction to men. He hides it so well that not even the men he eventually approaches are aware he is into men. When he makes a proposition to one of the casino staff, the last thing he expects is for trouble to follow in his wake.

When Graham does what he normally does and propositions Adrian for a set amount of nights for an agreed amount of money, it all sounds tawdry and tasteless. However, the author has humanized Graham with his care and respect for Adrian’s situation so that you easily forgive him for how he starts the relationship.

Adrian is consistent in his values and true to his sexuality, irrespective of how he goes about dealing with life's challenges and changes. He is a character you can’t help loving and genuinely wish the best for.

NOTHING BUT TROUBLE is a great outing by Jenna Byrnes; the wealth of emotions that is condensed in this short story definitely highlights this author as a superb storyteller.

E.H> © Erotic Horizon

Stay tuned, as I guide Cecile through this smutty land of sexy men and untold adventures – you will all hear about it… If I survive that is….LOL

Challenges... Are you Game!!!

My dear friend Erotic Horizon is hosting this very hawt challenge. It is an Erotica Romance Reading Challenge... Now, my name is not Cecile Smutty Hussy for nothing... I am definitely up for this one. And if you think you are as smutty hussy as me... Sign up... What you waiting for!!!


Here are the deets:
Timeline: 01 Jan 2010 - 31 Dec 2010
Rules: To read TEN(10) Erotica Romance in 2010
Details:

• You don't have to select your books ahead of time, you can just add them as you go. Also if you do list them upfront then you can change them, nothing is set in stone!

• The books you choose can crossover into other challenges you have on the go.

• If you decide to participate in this challenge please use the links I have set up below with the buttons to post on your sidebar, this way others can find their way back to this post and join in the fun.

• If you decide to join this challenge be sure to create a post telling others, please make sure you add a link back to this post so others can join in.
• If you decide to join and don’t have a blog and would like to join – Please leave details in comment.
• You can join anytime between now and the later part of next year.
  
• You must be 18 years or older to join.

Another post will be created at the beginning of the year for completed reviews to be posted.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask below or email me at EROTIC HORIZON. Comments usually get a quicker response.

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Then... My other dear friend JennJ has issued a highlander of a challenge I am definitely going forth with... These are her rules of her game....



Her challenge calls forth all Highlander lovers.

From her place, a description:

Have you always wanted to read the Outlander series but because of one thing or another you just haven't yet? Or are you like me and just want to revisit one of your favorite series again? Well it's time to take that leap through the stones my friend into the wonderful, thrilling, and passionate world of Diana Gabaldon's Outlander series!

And yes the books are much longer than most but trust me once you start them you won't be able to put them down and you will fly through them! But because they are so long this challenge is going to run for an entire year so there is plenty of time to do the challenge, and still read some other books in between as well!

The challenge begins on November the 17th and will end November 17th 2010.

The Rules: (oh don't worry they are easy!)

1. Anytime between Nov. 17th, 2009, and Nov. 17th, 2010, read the entire Outlander series. ((You do not have to start on Nov. 17th you can start the challenge anytime in the course of the challenge you like there is not any right or wrong way to do it.)) Read Outlander through the latest book An Echo in the Bone. (Any format is acceptable - be it paperback, hardback, ebook format, or audio *the unabridged audio is best as you will miss a LOT of the stories if you get the abridged versions, but is not strictly required*.

**There is also a companion book to the series called The Outlandish Companion this is a fun and informative look at the series, but is NOT required to be read for this challenge. However if you would like to add it to your list feel more than free to do so. It is a lot of fun and there are a lot of things that Diana explains in it from her point of view think of it as a behind the scenes look at the series.**

2. Sign up here by leaving a comment to this post telling me that you would like to join. Please include your blog address as well if you would like to blog about the challenge, so that I can link to your posts. *Please note that you do not have to have a blog or website to participate.*

3. Come back and leave a post at the seperate book posts here *see the list on the right side of the blog here there is one for each book* and I will link your progress and your posts to the books as you complete each one.

4. Enjoy yourself don't stress and have fun with it! That's all there is to it now see that was pretty painless wasn't it. :)

*I am in the process of creating some pretty Outlander graphics/badges that you can post on your blog showing that you are participating. As well as some badges for each time that you complete one of the novels. Please check back soon for these!*

If you have any questions or comments at all please don't hesitate contact me. You can email me here and I will get back to you ASAP. :)

This is going to be a fun journey!

We have found a new blogger....

Pixie has her way is the new place and this is what she has to say about herself....

I come from a military family so I've traveled a great deal over my life, worked a variety of jobs. I have four children and have been raising them by myself most of their lives. I've been divorced longer than I was married. I have been writing since I was 13 and spend most of my 'free' time trying to stop the voices in my head or at least give them a voice that others can hear.

I found her through Hawk's place, so I am looking forward to visiting her more often... or is stalking the right word... lmao!!!!! Well... what are you waiting for.... go over there and introduce yourself and make her feel welcome into our community!!!! =)