Winners & Happy Easter!!!!

 First, I want to wish every one a very wonderful, blessed... Happy Easter!!!

I hope your baskets are filled with all sorts of goodies!!!! Of alllllllllll kind!!

**Evil Wink**

 Happy Easter!!!!

 

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 Okay, now it is time to announce the WINNER of...  HellBound by Berinn Rae...... Is.......

1. Leigh Savage ~ leighsavage@sbcglobal.net  

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And.... Winner of... Blind to Men by Chris Lange....... Is.......

  

Name: Mel B Facebook

Email: melissabourn@ymail.com

And remember... Always keep it Dirty, Smutty & Hussy!

Review: Switch Me Up by Cristal Ryder **Ellora Cave's**

Switch Me Up
By: Cristal Ryder

Steve wasn’t sure how finding a match on a dating site could have gone so wrong—or was it so right? Younger than him by ten years, Clare exudes confidence, sexuality and an erotic allure that leaves no room for misinterpretation. She wants him. And he wants nothing more than to bury himself in her heat. But Clare comes with some baggage. Literally. Once his predatory minx breaks open the suitcase and the toys come out, Steve knows he’s in for the wildest ride of his life.

An EC for Men erotica story from Ellora’s Cave

I obtained the above information from Ellora's Cave!

I have now been picked to review for Ellora's Cave, so I was given this book for my honest thoughts and Review! So, let's get started!

For those of you that know me... and those that don't this is my little statement about short books.... I do not judge short stories on the rush of their relationships, because they are just that - short stories. So, yes the relationships always could have been drawn out more, yea it seems like they fall in love to fast and of course the story could have been made longer... but it is a short story. So with that said.... here is my review...

First, let me say that this is part of a new series by Ellora's Cave.... EC for Men line!!! Just wait to see what you will find!!!

Now, secondly... if you come to the Lair often, you will know that I love Ms. Cristal's storytelling. She knows how to heat up the pages, burn the sheets and give me the worst kinda hunger for some kinky, hot loving!!! She can whip you into a frenzy and you would never know what hit you.

This is a short book, so you know what that means... I can't give you too much because it would give it away... So, let's see what I can give you...

This is one hot story... The word quickie describes it quite well... but when you read it and you see the tease that Clare puts Steve through, you might think twice about the word quickie...

Steve was about to find out. He thought he went about it the right way... Putting down his likes and dislikes... Making sure all the right boxes were check... A couple dates for coffee and Steve was kinda sure he found a woman he could be okay with... A nasty divorce would leave anyone hard and Steve was no different... But he was hoping that Clare would be just what he needed to loosen up... And things were going great until Clare pulled her suitcase out and rocked Steve's world...

What was different about this book, Ms. Cristal got inside the mind of the man who thought he was in charge. The story is written from Steve's point of view... and it actually had me giggling thinking of what poor Steve was going through... He just wanted one thing... Or let's say that he only thought he knew what he wanted... Hahahaha... Clare had other things in mind for him!!!

Now, I will say that I did not see the book ending the way it did! Oh no, don't get me wrong, the ending was great... It made me feel like a satisfied hussy left purring in bed.... But, I really thought I would see something else happen... It didn't and I was okay, lol... This was just another awesome QUICKIE story from Ms. Cristal!!!!

What you got next for me Ms. Cristal... You know how to make this Hussy happy!!!!! *evil grin*

To see more of Ms. Cristal's world, please visit her world here!! You will enjoy, I promise!

And remember... Always keep it Dirty, Smutty & Hussy!

Review: Forever In Blue Jeans by Lissa Matthews

Forever In Blue Jeans
Publisher: Lissa Matthews
ISBN:
Genre: Contemporary Erotic Romance
Format: eBook
Length: Category
Series: Blue Jeans and Hard Hats, book 3
Read An Excerpt
Available as an eBook from: Amazon, Barnes and Noble, All Romance eBooks, Smashwords

((To get to these links, please go to Ms. Lissa's website here!!))

One night stands are supposed to be forgettable… But what if the sparks are still flying?

Cort arrives in Blue Ridge with the prospect of a job he can’t resist: the rewiring of a plantation home. Digging into the walls of historical buildings to learn about them from the inside out is a passion he can’t deny. With his mind focused on catching up with his old friends and the challenge of ancient wires, a romantic set up is the last thing he suspects.

And he’s not the only one in the dark…

Blue can’t believe the man pulling to a stop in front of her house is the same man she met in a Savannah riverfront bar five years ago. Heated memories of their one night flood her, but the chill in his eyes remind her of the coward she’d been by leaving while he was sleeping. This time, she can’t escape him or the things he makes her feel. He’s in her space, surrounded by their friends, and every throbbing cell in her body is involved…

So’s her heart.

Angry words, angry sex, good food and cups of strong coffee all washed away by a Southern summer thunderstorm, and the road to forever has taken a turn…

Warning: Between the sheets you’ll find meddling friends, drunk cakes, a corset tattoo, and a Southern plantation. But, what you really need to be on the look out for is a heroine laying siege to a hero with nothing but her sassy mouth holding him against the door…

I obtained the above information from Ms. Lissa's website!

Okay, let me start off by saying that you do not have to read these books in order; it would be nice but Ms. Lissa does an awesome job at putting everyone in the story so you are never lost. Now... Let's get started... Ms. Lissa's writing always get me. She challenges me, she puts me out of the box, she pushes me to think of other things... Her stories are real, her characters will melt you and the endings will make you want to find someone in a pair of blue jeans and.. Well, if I have to tell you what to do with them, you have not done enough homework! =) Ha

Court and Blue's story is about that one night when you meet someone who rocks your world... but you silently slip away... Too scared to face the truth that someone you meet just once can change your life forever...

There story will make you think back to that night when you meet him, saw him across the way... Watching him... seducing him... Then taking him home... Or allowing him to take you home... Only to have that night bite you in the ass a few years down the line...

It is amazing how close your circle really is... When a friend needs a hand, another friend knows someone who knows someone that can help you out... Well, that is what happens with our Court and Blue. She needs help renovating her house and her friends know just the right person for the job. But little do they know about her naughty little secret that long lustful night years and years ago... Not until Court walks to her door and says he is here to help a woman in need.

These two go back and forth and at one point, I wanted to slap them both and wake them the hell up as to what is right in front of them... each other. But sometimes those are the kind of people that just need the extra push, that extra shove... The... "hello are you dumb and blind" speech. But slowly start to see what is in front of them and what is important in life.

It is amazing to watch others fall in love... To watch the relationship go through the phases and these two will give you just that! This is a great story that will definitely leave you Forever In Blue Jeans!


To find out more about Ms. Lissa, please visit her newly designed website!

And remember... Always keep it Dirty, Smutty & Hussy!

*Giveaway & Guest Post* Blind to Men by Chris Lange

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen!! I want you please give a warm Hussy Lair to a wonderful new to me author!! Please give a wonderful welcoming to Chris Lange!!!!!!!

Hi all and welcome to Cecile's beautiful blog,

My name is Chris Lange and I am a stubborn girl. This particular flaw has been my plague from early childhood but what do you know? It has finally paid off. Because getting published is somewhat about being stubborn.

You write a story, you like your story, heck, you love your story. You honestly believe you have created the best romance ever, but editors disagree with you. Once, twice, ten times: too hot, not hot enough; too graphic, not graphic enough; too much romance, not enough romance. Oh my God, why can’t they see your work is top notch? Probably because it isn’t and you should work on it a teeny-weeny bit more. And… you do.

Then one day you open your inbox, and there it is. THE email you had been dreaming of. THE email that sets your heart pounding and your eyes watering (okay, maybe I am overreacting!). THE email you dare click open to read with delight “Dear Chris Lange, I like your story very much”.

BLIND TO MEN is my second book. It's a fantasy story set in an ancient, utopian world. I took a lot of pleasure in creating the male character as I enjoy knights and warriors wielding big swords. Apparently my heroine enjoys it too J

News and updates can be found on my blog
My books are on Amazon except my latest paranormal story

Thank you Cecile for inviting me. To know more about BLIND TO MEN and less about me, join me tomorrow April 3rd at http://queentuttsworldofescapism.com

Chris Lange

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Blind to Men by Chris Lange

Blurb:
The day has come for Anya to reclaim her life. Protected by an Amazon, she must go to legendary Palance, the city of her dreams. She has to leave her home without even knowing she was cursed at birth. She is blind to men. She can’t see them, and they can’t see her. Except one.

Author Bio:
Somedays I wonder who I am: A lost teenager? An adult? A mother figure? A writer? One thing is for sure, I am a dreamer. I daydream, nightdream, Mondaydream, weekenddream, springdream, winterdream. Then I write.

I wrote my first short story at 13 to win a bet with my friends. I'm not sure if I won the bet that day, but I had written my first and last story for many years to come. I left my pens and my keyboard alone through high school, friendship, college, love, graduation, break-up, work, pay bills, take the children to school, walk the dog, more love, more break-up. Today, I enjoy writing, reading, watching TV series, going to the cinema, and traveling across Europe and the United States.

http://chrislangeauthor.wordpress.com
https://www.amazon.com/author/chrislange
http://www.facebook.com/ChrisLangeFanPage

***Now for the time you all have waited for... ***
***The Giveaway!!!***
We are kindly giving away an ebook of Blind to Men!!!!

--->>>> Now, I am going to use Rafflecopter for the first time, so please bear with me <<<<---

So, if for some reason you do not see the little widget to fill out, please leave your information in my comment section!!! Please!!! I am trying to get hip with the forms, lol!!

*Giveaway & Guest Post* HellBound by Berinn Rae ~ Names Her Passion At The Lair....

I just seem to be finding all sorts of new to me authors! This is so exciting to  meet so many new women with crafty voices and kick ass woman and Sex on a Stick Alphas!!! They are just to damn good to resist!!! And you know how I feel about kickass woman in my stories...  Enough of this though.. Let's get to what you came here for....

Ladies and gents of the Smutty Hussy Lair, please give a warm, hussy welcome to Ms. Berinn Rae!!!!!!

Name Your Passion

We’re all passionate about something… For starters, I’m damn proud to gobble up the candy at Cecile’s smutty hussy place!  When I’m not hussying, I’m either at my netbook writing about man candy and women with kickassitude (go hussies!) or I’m out flying over the Midwest U.S. countryside.  Yes, I’m a pilot, and even in the 21st century it’s still not common for women to fly (did you know women make up less than 5% of all pilot?). But, passion isn’t about the numbers. What really matters is that we do something that makes our heart do a little barrel roll, isn’t it?

Writing and flying are two things that add color—or passion—to my life.

***Now tell me about you. What’s your passions? Leave a comment, sharing at least one of your passions (and no, nothing is prohibited – we’re in hussy land after all!), and you’re entered to win an ecopy of Hellbound, my latest release. Cecile will pick the lucky winner. Live with passion!***

Ms. Berinn has so wonderfully gifted us with an ecopy (any format) of my latest release to one of her followers!! Hellbound, the second book in the Guardians of the Seven Seals fantasy/paranormal romance series, came out on Tuesday, March 27th. Below are more details about the book.

***And she told me if we have many commenters, she may throw in another ebook to giveaway***

******SO TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!!******

***Now for the rules***
Giveaway open till... Saturday, April 7th @ 6 pm EST
Winner will be announced... Sunday, April 8th!!

What do I want from you.....

MANDATORY - You have to answer Ms. Berinn's question....

 

***Now tell me about you. What’s your passions? Leave a comment, sharing at least one of your passions (and no, nothing is prohibited – we’re in hussy land after all!), and you’re entered to win an ecopy of Hellbound, my latest release. Cecile will pick the lucky winner. Live with passion!***

 

MANDATORY - Leave your email address in the comment!!!!
MANDATORY - Be a GFC follower of my blog...
    Please make sure its visible in my profile!!!

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Hellbound by Berinn Rae
Crescent Moon Press (March 27, 2012)
Fantasy/Paranormal Romance
ISBN 978-1-937254-43-8    ASIN B007P49IP2

Blurb:

Everyone has monsters under the bed…

The Seven Seals are said to be all that stands between humanity’s survival and the end of days. Led by a reclusive angel, the Seven are immortals, enhanced by the marks they bear. After centuries of bloodshed, the Seven and their Guardians have brought down the nefarious Dominion. But the world isn’t safe yet. Now, an outlaw hellhound is building an army to claim the Seven Seals for himself.

But what if you’re one of them?

A year ago, Lana Wolfe was brutally attacked—reborn a walking nightmare. Carrying scars from her past, she dedicates her life to destroying others like her. That is, until she’s challenged by Orion Benandanti, the Alpha of all hellhounds and host to the Third Seal. But when the hunter becomes the hunted and Orion’s Seal is put at risk, the only way to survive is for Lana to trust the man who very well may destroy her soul.

Excerpt:
For the first time since Lana Wolfe’s world had gone to hell in the proverbial hand basket, a spark had ignited in her soul. Hope. Hope for something beyond days of stalking and nights of killing. Hope that maybe she wouldn’t become one of the monsters that stalked the night.

Because Orion was different. He seemed like he’d been one of what she hunted for . . . well, for a long time. Yet he didn’t reek like the others. Quite the opposite. Her heightened senses drank him in like a parched sponge at an oasis.

Coming to Orion’s every night made her feel safe. There was magic on his farm. Even if for only a couple of hours each night, spending time here had been a welcome break from the hunt. The peace surrounding this place had made her believe the monsters couldn’t sully this oasis.

Except the stench in the air now warned her that hope was . . . hopeless. She was never safe. And now Orion wasn’t, either.

Her jaw clenched. She had covered her tracks. She was sure of it. There was no way the monsters could’ve tracked him from her trail.

From the safety of the tree line, she scanned the area. Her fur bristled when she saw lizard-like shapes sprawled across the backyard.

Dead monsters. Orion's work.

She counted. Six total. Killing one monster was a feat. But six?

Arma-fucking-geddon.

To learn more about Ms. Berinn, please go visit her website!!! Enjoy!!!

And remember... Always keep it Dirty, Smutty & Hussy!