Friday, March 12, 2010

Clothes for the Discerning Cock

I was sitting behind my desk, looking over things **pictures I had found of some delicious new tribal members... with the oh so hot bodies... with sweat dripping... oh right... focus** when Ms. Joey walked into the Hussy office with a look of wild amazement on her face...
I knew she was up to something... We have been hanging around each other too long...
I knew she was up to something.
"I have an idea," she busted out immediately. And she was not stopping till it was all out....
"I am going to take over your blog for the day! You know, give you a break." Hummmm, my mind soon wondered. She is a woman of many tricks up her sleeve. Do not let that "girl next door look" fool you no... She is a devil in sheep's clothing! I know ~ I read her books!
"And just what do you want to do with the blog today," I asked.

"Oh you know... just chat with the ladies," she was up to something. But I adore her so much that ~ yep you guessed it... I handed over the Hussy Lair to Ms. Joey.

((In exchange for this day.... I get Gideon for a day... OH YEA HUBBA HUBBA!!!!!))

So, ladies please continue to welcome Ms. Joey to the Hussy Lair!!!
So, grab something strong to drink,
~Oh, ps... Lucien will be your server today - hope you do not mind~

~~Oh and some others may pop in~~
Find a comfy chair, sit back and let Ms. Joey entertain!!


Yep, you read that title correctly. I’m typically quite low key in my interviews, blogging, etc. After all, I write erotic romance that every review seems to preface with the warning “not for the faint of heart”; I don’t want to push it by making people faint in interviews/blog post as well (laughter).

However, I told Cecile I’d write about something “deliciously wicked”. Now sex is a sacred act, and I abhor the idea of being crude about it. But there is a fine line between crude and playful with the topic and that’s an interesting line to straddle. So, I decided “Clothes for the Discerning Cock” set just the right tone. Very classy vocabulary describing fashionable wear for the genitalia. Not to mention, it definitely catches the attention.

I stumbled upon this topic, because I really wasn’t sure what topic to choose. In typical brainstorming fashion, much as I do when I’m stuck on a scene, I started typing a hodgepodge of nonsense and this rotated to the top, the cream and marshmallows on the hot chocolate, so to speak. I was thinking there were topics big and small that fall into “deliciously wicked”, and yet small pleasures can be as intensely enjoyable as big ones. For instance, I thought I could do a whole thing about Tantric sex that would be complex and long, or I could devote a sentence or two to how Hugh Jackman looks in snug stockman pants in Australia. And voila, I figured out my topic. (Sorry, Tantric sex.)

Now, back to Hugh Jackman in Australia as my first example of proper clothing for the male organ. Apologies and no offense to Mr. Jackman for my intimate discussion of his groin area, because I think in addition to being sexy as hell, he is an outstanding and talented actor. Talent and beauty – when you have both, it’s perfect. Now, back to the pants again. Is it just me, or did those pants get even more Lycra in them as the movie went on? Goddess bless the textile industry.

I think it’s true that clothes enhance sexiness. You can show me a wholly naked man and I might either go “eek” or “eh”, depending. I mean, in the throes of passion, yes, a cock can be erotic and awe-inspiring. But from a purely visual standpoint, my eye is caught far more by how that attribute looks packaged beneath fabric. Put a man in a pair of jeans that fit just right, let them ride a little low on the waist, have him hook his thumb and take a cock-hipped stance, giving me a “dare me to be bad” stare, and you have my FULL attention. I’ve been a little obsessed with that look lately, because it’s one of Gideon’s favorite unconscious stances (the main character of Vampire Mistress and Vampire Trinity, mentioned in yesterday’s interview). And it always brings the devil out in Anwyn AND Daegan, the Mistress and Master with whom he’s currently involved, because they want to do things that take him down a peg or two. Or wring him out until he’s just a lean, loose-limbed naked feast between them in their bed.

There’s a hardware store near where I live, and in their garden area, they have two statues of Michelangelo’s David. Some well-meaning statuary company decided it was best not to have David’s relatively innocuous member hanging out for all to see, so they added an enhancement. Over his crotch he is sporting a bunch of grapes. Unfortunately, this is a LARGE bunch of grapes, so as you’re driving by, you glance right and all of a sudden do a double take at this huge, gray bulging mass between David’s legs. I think it might qualify as a traffic hazard. In short, David is attracting far more attention with the embellishment than he would with simply nothing but his average sized organ and testicles molded in unassuming gray concrete.

It reminds me of a movie John Ritter (a master of comedy) did so many years ago. I think it was Skin Deep. He dons a neon, glow-in-the-dark condom to enjoy a romantic moment with his girlfriend, but there’s been a mix up, and another lover of her sneaks into the darkened room, also having donned her favorite type of condom. In a different color of course. There ensues a hilarious, fall-in-the-floor, crying-with-laughter moment where the two are chasing each other around the totally pitch black room, nothing visible but the two organs clothed in two different shades of glow-in-the dark latex – appropriately bouncing about as they go over the bed and around chairs, etc.

I remember a few years’ back, watching one of those interesting Science or Discovery Channel documentaries. You know, the ones they show after 9pm because they’re about sex – the learning channels’ version of late night adult content (laughter). Anyhow, they were doing a study of the way the human body reacts to attraction, and one of the things they discussed was where the eyes are directed when a man and woman first meet (don’t think they were necessarily being homo-restrictive; they just had limited time to explore the issue and decided to focus on the traditional male-female pairing). Anyhow, a female usually looks at a man’s eyes first, then she looks at his groin. Entirely unplanned and unconscious. From there, it’s the chest, shoulders, etc. because it’s a primal thing to judge the suitability of his ability to protect her, breed with her to provide strong children, etc.

I was just amused to find the groin was the very second thing she would check out. So we can’t bash guys too much for the fact that the first thing they look at is... Does any woman REALLY not know what comes after the dot dot dot? Yes, you got it right. The elbows. Snort. NOT! Yes, it’s breasts, breasts, breasts. I guess he’s ensuring she’ll be able to nurse his young appropriately...ahem. As a side note, I do find it interesting that a woman looks at his eyes first—establishing whether she can trust him, I think (that’s obviously my opinion, not scientific fact).

Anyhow, so based on that, it’s no wonder that the fashionably aware think of great ways to mold the male groin. I like the nineties, which introduced the jeans that weren’t obviously snug, but still held him just right. Those are my favorites, versus of course the seventies where the jeans cut off circulation and probably caused him fertility problems – though a woman could determine if she was getting a circumcised male just by the impossibly tight fit, so there was that advantage (snort). However, don’t even get me started on the current trend of baggy, down-to-your knees jeans that show off his underwear. The only thing THAT tells me is that we should probably cease trying to reproduce all together until we all get a few more brain cells back.

Until then, I’ll go back to fantasizing about Gideon leaning in a doorway, just wearing those right-fitting jeans, with that hip-cocked stance. In most my books, I have a preference for that look, though in Beloved Vampire I went with the old-fashioned Victorian riding breeches for Lord Mason, because he was an old-fashioned guy, and his thighs and ass just looked too good in fawn-colored, snug breeches to pass up.

So, don’t leave me out here all by myself with the crickets, thinking I’ve totally mortified you. Tell me your favorite fashion for the male appendage, or share your thoughts in any way you feel appropriate. Or in the case of this crowd, inappropriate!


Don't be bashful... This is the Smutty Lair after all... What happens here... Stays here!!!!

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46 comments:

  1. That topic stopped me in my tracks. I had to come by and see more

    Stephanie G

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  2. I like your idea of snug(but not too tight) jeans. I'd add that they are well worn, maybe even a few holes and ride low on the hips, with a button fly and no undergarment, except, well... *blushing now*. I'd also add chaps. Not only for the cowboy effect, but the chaps(well used soft leather)would showcase those parts that we find most interesting.

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  3. Okay, Joey, this just proves again that I shouldn't read your mind ponderings during lunch, I snorted my juice 6 times and had 4 full blown LOL moments. One; I really need to meet Gideon! Your description of his favorite stance makes me shiver in a very good way. Two; Hugh Jackman. Can we ever not look at the man without our fantasies going in to smutty overdrive? I don't think so...In the movie Australia there is a scene where he throws a bucket of water over his head. He chest bare, long slung pants, jeans i think, and rivulets of water cascading down his skin...I looked at that scene with parched throat. He made me inner tigress purr. And three; want a cock wrapped around in butter soft leather, yeah I admit it, I have a leather fetish when it comes to my men. I want him to go commando with just his leather pants cupping his cock. Pants that are a snug fit, not too loose and not too tight that circulation is cut off. Just the thought rises my temperature *rowr*

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  4. Stephanie, lol - it does give one a double take. I almost changed it because, as I noted, I'm not usually THAT over the top (at least outside of my stories), but it had such a good ring to it, and this seemed the perfect audience for such a topic (grin).

    Beth, I LOVE the look of chaps. Yep, the very first Playgirl I stumbled upon in my far away youth, the centerfold was wearing chaps and nothing else. Wow, was that an eye opener. But I admit, I actually like them better in JEANS with the chaps, because I do like the combo, how it displays those key areas so well, as you said.

    Leontine, you only have to wait one more day - his interview with Cecile is tomorrow! And I'm sure he'll be willing to answer any further comments or questions addressed to him directly. Cecile loosened him up a little (grin). And oh yes, I remember that Hugh bathing scene. Thank heavens for DVR, that allows you to slow things down, because it was way too quick.

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  5. Oh, and forgot to add - liked that description of commando... ;>

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  6. Hello, Joey! I have to say going up in the 80's was nice at least you got to see men in tight(snug) jeans! I can't stand looking at the stinking boxers while there jeans falls off now, it just drives me crazy. So, I agree snug fitting worn looking jeans are the best, so we can see the hardware on both sides;)

    I would like to ask now that I know your on here, I cant do books with lots pain or high BDSM, but I would like to try one of your books would you suggest a mild one for me, please! Thanks. I hope its ok to ask this.

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  7. Laurie, "hardware on both sides" - I like that expression! (jotting down in notes - chuckle). Anyhow, yes, I can recommend a couple to you. It's an older book, but If Wishes Were Horses is one of my personal favorites. It's actually erotic romance, not BDSM, though it starts out with a handcuffing scene (chuckle). The hero is a Wiccan priest and women's erotic shop owner, and the heroine is the new smalltown sheriff, Justin and Sara. Now, on the Berkley side, my mermaid series (Daughters of Arianne) are not overtly BDSM either - there are some scenes of Dominance in Witch's Beauty and Mermaid's Ransom, and Jonah of Mermaid's Kiss is definitely very alpha, but the D/s is subtle, not a driving factor of the story. Hmmm...okay, Threads of Faith is another one that has the more subtle touch, but it is part of the Faith and Dreams anthology, and Make Her Dreams Come True is D/s, though a lighter touch. Hope that helps. You can visit excerpts and blurbs for all of these on my site and see if they sound like your cup of tea...let me know if you have any further questions on those! (And if I've missed any one you all think she'd like, don't hesitate to jump in and correct me...)

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  8. Mmm... tight jeans on the right body...

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  9. Paranormal Haven! Hey hon! I am so glad that you came over! You had me lol!! I am glad to hear that one of our topics could stop you in your tracks!!! That makes me smile and giggle all at the same time! Thanks for coming!

    Beth! Hey there! I am glad to see you came back! I hope that means you are enjoying yourself!
    Chaps huh... They do display a guys Assets very ummm... well!
    And I do love button fly on a guy!

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  10. Leontine!! Morning honey (or good afternoon to you ~ sorry). Oh man oh man.. I love your comment!!! Right down to the ROWR!!!!
    You make me lol!! I guess I will be renting Australia... Cuz damn that man is hot!!!!
    Ohhhhh and yessss, you really need to meet Gideon! Oh my Gosh, the man is like... well... I can not tell you! You will have to find out! Let's just say he melted me down to my core!! They hussy was a puddle!

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  11. Laurie (BittenbyParanormalRomance) Hey honey! I am so glad that you could make it! Thanks for coming!!
    Now I am so with you on this one -->>"I can't stand looking at the stinking boxers while there jeans falls off now" Makes me want to tell them to get a damn belt!!

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  12. Ah but are you noticing the skinny jeans trend? I'm not to fond of it BUT I haven't been looking THAT close.

    I have a preference for button flies in worn blue jeans, for some reason a little dirt gets me even more!

    Also flat front dress slacks, commando... yummm. And that usually means you are out in a public classy place.... naughty boy. ;)

    Here is an article about men and women stealing a glimspe... http://sveltedreams.livejournal.com/26382.html

    Miranda ~ Sweet Vernal Zephyr

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  13. Morning Chris!!!

    Gotta love some hardware huh... Laurie, I do not think we will be forgetting that one anything soon!!!

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  14. Oh and I totally forgot to mention that I ABHOR sweatpants in public... yuck!

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  15. Sweet, my love you made it! So good to see you today!
    There is nothing wrong with a little dirt... and worn jeans...
    Slacks... now why did my mind stay on jeans. But you are right... Humm... Let me see what I can come up with!

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  16. Joey, thank you so much for being here again with me!! I am glad that you are able to enjoy yourself here at my Lair! =) And I absolutely love this post... as I hope you love my pictures... **wicked grin**

    Okay my two cents... *might add up to one cent when I am done ~ just a warning*

    For all aspects of the male body. A man without a shirt on, low body hugging jeans, button fly, slight worn, bare feet... now that is delicious. If the jeans fit just a tad snug around his ass, that makes a mouth water... but to see it cup his groin area is mind blowing. Leaves you wondering at what could be in store for you later. Now when I glance (or stare) at a guy, and when I checking out those areas... I love to envision what is underneath the jeans though... If he is commando, or if he has on boxer briefs (which are my favorite).

    I know we each have our own fantasies and *visions* of what we want from a guy... but to see this man standing in front of me, leaning up against the wall. One foot propped up against the wall and the other on the ground. Fingers clinging to his belt loops... pulling the jeans a tad farther than they have the right to be... causing my breath to hitch due the "v" going doing... along with his *my* happy trail... Then you can see... his package slightly outlined... due to his stance. But what is more wonderful, wickedly delicious is when he is up against you.. chest to chest and you can feel his erection (that you gave him) up against your thighs.. Okay.. stopping now.... Will be back later!

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  17. Interesting topic! lol Oh and btw you made my little day with all these hottie pix! ;o) Have a great weekend!

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  18. wow..I'm glad no one gave me my mornig drink yet as I read that title..It would have been everywhere.

    Why haven't I seen Australia yet? Must watch Hugh :)

    I like my men in snug fitting(in all the right places) worn jeans that ride low on their hips. But not so much as we see a plumbers ass.oh and button fly..oh yeah..Just enough to notice the package and have my imagination go wild.A nice firm ass too.

    Maybe the tribesmen today can model all our favorite looks**big grin**

    **Caleb appears behind me,hands me my drink,rubs my shoulder** thanks hon...I`m a little late as your fellow tribesmen kept me quite busy last night**grin**

    LMAO at the John Ritter movie reference,another movie I haven`t seen.

    I agree Cecile,when I see those guys wearing their jeans to their knees with boxers hanging out..get a freakin' belt..I never thought that was attractive..ever.

    Cal...**hands me another drink**eb
    how you anticiapte my needs**evil grin**

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  19. Monroe Dawson! Hey honey! This was a very interesting topic!! As I shall say ~ nothing is taboo over at the Hussy Lair~!!
    And you are most welcome for the pics! I hope you have a great weekend!

    Elaing8!! I see you are trying to coax the tribal men to show off their goods already, lol!!! Girl, that was one of their very first test to be accepted!! Hee hee
    And yea... I feel like yelling at them people.. Get a freaking belt!!
    I am hearing movie night - Australia!!!! Yea!!

    I see Caleb already had your drink for you.. (*Good boy*)

    Hummm... Lucien is looking kinda lonely though... Just imagining how he wears his jeans.. And I already know.. He is a commando kinda guy!!!

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  20. I just remembered Hugh in Wolverine, when he emmersed out of the water tank...naked *thud* Oh yes, the remotes freeze button got hit quite a lot LOL

    PS You know I'm so going to be around tomorrow...Giiiiideon *saying his name in a sing song voice* I wants to met youuuuuu. Sorry guys I'm high on paint fumes (bookcases are getting there first coat of paint)

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  21. Leontine ~ Girl, how you could forget that freaking scene!!! OMG... Hubby and I went to the movies to see that one... and let me just say... MY MOUTH Dropped to the ground!!!!! And he just shook his head. LMBO!!!! OMG!!! And pause is just such a great thing on a DVD player!!

    OHHHH I forgot about the bookcases!!! How is Dad doing with those!!! Yayay for you!

    And yes... Gideon, this man has plagued my dreams in such a delicious way since I have met him.. He is uubberr hot!!!!!! And that is just from his head to his shoulders... OMG... I nearly fell to the ground (((okay I did fall to the ground))) and worshipped his feet... The man is that gorgeous!!!

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  22. **downs drink**

    Lucien I didn't mean to leave you out..Bad me..are you gonna punish me :D

    You can make me another drink for now**wink**
    Their should be a list back behind the bar of my favorites..so surprise me :D
    **Lucien bends over to find list,taking a peak**
    Lucien you have gone commando today?**evil laugh**

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  23. Cecile, I am VERY willing to give Lucien more attention. In fact, I meant to mention earlier how well he caught my eye. He has that rugged, mature guy look that does it for me every time. He can model jeans for me, for sure. And that scene you painted of your fantasy leaning against the wall...you could have kept right on going with that one, girl!

    And, oh you and Elaine, you MUST see Australia. The first time I saw it, there was some weird, quirky stuff in the beginning 30 minutes that made me go WTF, but then the movie turns into this wonderful sweeping romantic epic. And now I've seen it enough times I even appreciate some of the weird contrived crap at the front. Now, Elaine, Skin Deep was not one of John's best, IMO - too scattered, dragging and dark in places - but that one scene was worth having it (lol).

    Sweet Vernal Zephyr - thanks for the article link - it confirmed what my memory was giving me on that study years ago, but I didn't know about the peripheral vision. Interesting...because that would be helpful for watching children, wouldn't it? And watching out for predators, when trying to protect children during food gathering?

    It's intriguing, all these abilities in a civilized society we don't connect to our ancient, more primal roots. Also explains why mothers are said to have eyes in the back of their heads!

    The naughty boy reference to the guy going commando in slacks gave me a chuckle, btw... But skinny jeans, meh. Too girly looking on a guy for my tastes. Again, the Lucien rugged reference...(wink) Give me Gerard over a Jonas anyday, though they are nice looking boys!

    Monroe and Chris, welcome, and thanks for reading the post (grin).

    Elaine, I'm right there beside you for a fashion show!

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  24. Leontine, how about in X-Men part 2, the T-shirt and jeans combo in the kitchen with Iceman - I've watched that scene over and over, when he saunters across the kitchen... You all made me laugh, though, remembering a movie reviewer in our local paper, when he took his wife to see Lord of the Rings : Return of the King. He said that at the end, when Orlando Bloom (as Legolas) steps into Frodo's bedroom, his wife basically announced to the theater "he can jump on my bed, anytime!" LOL Now that's one pretty boy I DO like, quite a bit, particularly in that role, because he wasn't so much pretty as just charistmatic and beautiful.

    Elaine, Lucien does look like the type who would dish out a good spanking...watch out!

    All right, back in a bit - have to do the lunchtime exercise and playtime with the dogs...

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  25. Joey!! Hey honey! Oh yea... Lucien was starting to feel very left out...
    When I found that picture and read your post, Lucien just fit the damn bill. And I can only imagine him... **shudders just thinking of him** damn this man is freaking hot!
    Well, to become a member, he had to show me, it was quiet the show. **Evil glean in eye as I glance over his finely craved body**

    Joey, you never know when I will continue the fantasy... Hummm... might have to come back to that one.. Do I hear story time... Hummm...

    Elaine ~ we have to date night one night with Australia!!


    And yes ladies... Joey.. Lucien does -->>"dish out a good spanking" **evil laughter**

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  26. Loved the topic, I actually think about this because I have been trying to convince hubby to put on a pair of leather pants for years. Don't know what but something about leather pants just revs my engine, lol. Of course they can't be to tight, just enough to mold the package and give a girl a good look. Chaps with a proper fitting pair of worn jeans also works, hubby won't wear them either, lol.

    Hate the droopy ass look and the skinny jeans. Son went through droopy jeans and is now into skinny jeans and I'll tell you they are just disturbing. But maybe that's because I'm his mom, lol. But I don't like them on any guy, just to feminine for me. I want a "real" man.

    Hey Cecile on a side note, picked up Sophie Renwick's "Velvet Haven" on your recommendation and absolutely love it. Talk about a good example of a man in leather pants, the cover model is prime.

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  27. Ladies, it is nice to meet you. I see you have already painted a picture of me in your mind. Let me add to the fire a bit...

    **watch out, he is not shy at all**

    Elaine, as My Mistress (aka Smutty Cecile) has stated, I go commando, but only when she tells me. And I have been told that my spankings are... top notch. **lifts his right eyebrow and glances to Cecile** So, just watch for what you wish for little lady. **you can here the humor**

    Joey, welcome to the Lair. I guess I have you to thank for My Mistress finding me. She speaks highly of your books. We will be reading Beloved Vampire next - together **naughty look crosses his face and again he looks over his shoulder to find Cecile**.

    **Hands Elaing her drink**
    I see you are a regular Elaing... it is my pleasure to serve you...

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  28. Val!!! Hey honey!! I am so glad that you came over!! It means the world to me! And on this topic, lmbo!!!
    Ohhhh hubby in leather pants. Well, maybe you might pick up a new way to approach him with this topic!!! **waggles eyebrows!!!**

    How come we wear sexy things that are sometimes a little uncomfortable for them... but they don't give in to ours... You would swear we were asking them to wear a strap on or something!!

    **Side note**
    I am so glad that you enjoyed it!!! I have to read it. I am hoping once the party is over here... I will catch up on my reading!! And that will be one in the top ten pile! Thanks for letting me know that you loved it.

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  29. *Looking over shoulder*
    Ok bf is not watching ;)
    That is a lot of men hihi

    I want to see a man in a kilt, wouldn't mind if he had a sword too. Oh don't get any dirty ideas now, I mean a sword

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  30. OK, first time poster but I have read all of Joey's books and LOVE THEM ALL!! I love the low slung jeans or leather pants...not too tight and not too loose, but the top button must be undone to hang just right...a little tempting tease. I love to follow that treasure trail down and if that first button is undone, it's like an invitation to explore.

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  31. Cecile, lmao, strap on, snort. So true though, I've worn stuff to please him, but he just won't reciprocate. Maybe I'll have to blackmail him. Find something sexy and not wear it till he fulfills my wish. Hmmm...now you got me thinking, lol, this could be a fun challenge.

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  32. Blodeuedd.. hee hee... If BF sees, he might get some ideas... on how you want your man dressed!!! LOL!! Ohhhh now a kilt.. and his sword!! Sssuuurrreee we know what sword you want to see. Just like on MY Gerard picture... I want to look at his sword too!!!! ROFLMBO!!!

    Heather!! Well thank you for posting! It is greatly appreciated! And thank you for coming over to play with us!
    Yayay, another Joey lover!! The woman is amazing! Thanks for coming!

    Val!! You like that huh, lmbo!! I had the giggles when I wrote that! LMBO! But it is true! Girl... if you only KNEW how my mind worked! There is always something going on up there... Some one recently called me devious... and I will take that as a compliment!! LMBO!

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  33. Val, have you tried Addicted under her Charlotte Featherstone pen name? OMG, great book - and an unusual hero, because he's an opium addict (it's a historical). Amazing work.

    Also, as far as husbands - snort. Now, while I do agree to a certain point with Cecile about how we wear uncomfortable things for men, I think there's another aspect to it as well. I think men can be as bad as women, who often dress to impress other women - men seem just as worried what other guys will think if they wear something that their wife considers totally hot but other guys would make fun of him. Chuckle.

    In Mermaid's Ransom, Dante is new to our world, and Alexis has him in one of those gorgeous poet shirts that unlaces at the neck, and a group of gangbangers make fun of him, to his puzzlement. But he decides (as every good lover should - sniff) that if it makes Alexis happy for him to wear it, he will leave it on. Even if the gangbangers call him a pansy. (lol)

    Anyhow, Val, I think you have an excellent blackmail strategy - make it something drop dead sexy, and he'll be willing to do anything - as long as you don't make him go in public in it (laughter).

    Lucien, I'm sure you'll find Mason has some excellent ideas that Cecile will appreciate, greatly (lol). And as far as those top-notch spankings...oh my.

    Blodeuedd, if you're looking for a place where they won't get dirty ideas, this is not it (chuckle). But oh yeah, like the kilt and sword combo - Liam Neeson in Rob Roy, heavy sigh and rapid heartbeat. One of his best films, imo - wish he'd done more like that. Made me imagine him as Jamie in the Outlander series.

    Heather, hello! And very well said of course. I do like that top button thing. Don't see it happen too often in real life, but love it when they do it in the movies or books...have noticed it creeping into my own writing quite a bit...the joy of putting your own fantasies in your work (grin)

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  34. Joey! Hey honey!
    OMG, Addicted was one of the very first historical novels that I read and talk about FELL IN FREAKING LOVE. I was sold. She has an amazing writing voice. That book does not leave my house!!!!

    LOL -->>"Now, while I do agree to a certain point with Cecile about how we wear uncomfortable things for men,"
    I sooo can not wait to start on the Mermaid's series!!! I have to get to know Dante... a lot better!

    ***evil wink...*** "Lucien, I'm sure you'll find Mason has some excellent ideas that Cecile will appreciate, greatly (lol)."
    And I am in for a treat or what!!


    Yea, Joey... this so is not the place for that huh, lmbo!!! -->>"Blodeuedd, if you're looking for a place where they won't get dirty ideas, this is not it (chuckle)."

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  35. Dirty ideas? here? Are you sure? LOL

    Lucien another drink and turn up the music
    **spot Luke,Max,Jack and JP coming in**
    Guys....you made it..Guess you can't keep up with us ladies..we too much for you?

    **Lucien hands me my drink**Maybe I'll take Lucien**wink** for a spin**evil grin**

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  36. Uh...yeah, that was a GREAT topic! LOL! Being a female in her early thirties, the guys in my generation have wardrobe issues! I don't want to date someone who dresses like he's still in HS, uggh. Give me the grown & sexy look, nice shirt shows off his chest, (this is the 2nd thing we look at, lol) tight but not too tight fitted jeans or slacks, (hmm the butt)and a nice smile! I'll look where I need to look, uhm yeah, to see if he measures up! =D
    Maisha

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  37. Loved the post and all the comments!

    I totally agree with Mai! I'm in my 30s and get really tired of guys who dress like 17 year-olds. A pair of well-worn jeans that are just snug enough = yum!

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  38. Cecile, I have my copy of Addicted on my shelf and the only way it's leaving the house is when I attend a conference where she can sign it for me (beaming).

    Maisha and Eyre, I'll second that, big time! Geez, I'm glad I married a good old Southern boy. He believes in the jeans that are a little snug (but not 80s snug - grin), belted, and nice button down shirts in browns, blues or whites. He finally gave in to pastels, as long as we don't do pinks, but with his gorgeous brown hair (always lays perfectly, hate him for that) and brown eyes, he looks sexy as hell in dark colors. Call us old fashioned, but classic sexiness never goes out of style (grin).

    You guys ready for Gideon's interview tomorrow? You know Cecile and I have been dying to share it with you. Can't wait! I'll be up another hour, but otherwise, I'll tune in tomorrow and see what you all think. And if Cecile has managed to extricate herself from him!

    Happy Friday night, everyone near my time zone (Saturday for the others!)

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  39. Hey Joey, great topic! I do love meeeee some HOT Aussie Hugh. I shamelessly have put in a lot of hours watching Australia, lately. Since I could not get enough of Hugh in those pants, I had to watch a few other Hugh flicks to even out the staring at his bottom so much. Hugh topless/shirtless is just as dreamy. X-Men is easily assessable since I ran out and brought the DVDs once they were released. There is also this movie called, Someone Like You with Hugh and Ashley Judd. I love Hugh in that movie. The kitchen scene he was smokin hot.
    Sorry lost focus. :-s

    Cecile, thank you for letting host today’s chat. I am looking forward to tomorrows interview with Gideon.

    I love men in well-fit jeans or slacks. You get see enough without it being so obvious. Do not get me wrong, I like the obvious (not boxer showing obvious) too…LOL. Most of the men I have dated played some kind of sport and so I love they way they look in their basketball short with their tanks or t-shirts. I even like the track pants or baseball pants. The pants are fitted but it’s not crushing the jewels. LOL
    Like Maisha, what I Ioooovvvveee the most is when I man can pull off cool and casual as well as sophisticated and sexy in a suit. Make me want to whisper something special in his ear.

    Sandy

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  40. Just found this blog, looks great!

    I agree, think men look better in somethng rather than nothing. Agood pair of dress pants, fitting just right, turns my head every time. Love checking out the butt.

    And like Blodeuedd, I LOVE a man in a kilt, though he does need the legs for it. But a great chance to imagine what he wears underneith. And what "neccessities" does he keep in his sporran? I think I need to move to Scotland, where there is a better chance of running into that elusive kilted man.

    And the new trend of the boys wearing their jeans around their knees, with their underwear showing? Ugh. How do they keep from tripping?

    And I prefer swimming trunks to briefs at the beach, though not neccesarily board shorts. Trunks are much sexier. Nice to know others feel the same.

    Leslie Jane

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  41. ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ok I have to admit I am like the other ladies the title had me stopping and doing a double take. And I was LOL a lot while I was reading! I agree I sexy man in the right jeans is just heaven on earth! ;)

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  42. Sandy, I love that kiss at the end of Someone Like You, when he won't say anything, just shakes his head and moves in and slowly lifts her off her feet. The whole movie is good, but of course he's just delightful. Great chemistry with Ashley as well. Like the part when he dries her tears also...sigh. He's also apparently done a movie called Paperback Hero, where he's a romance writer, but I haven't been able to get my hands on that one. And what WOULD you whisper in that sexy and sophisticated man's ear, hmm? (wicked grin)

    Leslie, like you I prefer trunks to briefs on the beach. Only character i had that could pull off the briefs was Marcus of Rough Canvas...great scene with him and Thomas on the beach and Thomas oiling him down, if you enjoy some hot male/male romance (grin). As far as the underwear revealers, what makes me laugh is the step, step, hitch up the pants, step, step, hitch up the pants gait. Eye rolling. In my own clothing, if I have to mess with it at all after throwing it on, it's just not worth it. Anyhow, glad you discovered Cecile's place - she and her group are so much fun, and there's no END to eye candy. Though I admit, my very favorite is her banner at the top of the page - love the positioning of those two, the way her hand is reaching back to hold his wrist, the proximity of their bodies...riveting...

    Jenn (big grin) - glad it caught your attention and gave you a laugh or two. Put laughter and sex together (in the right way - chuckle) and we can't go wrong, right? Thanks for taking the time to check it out!

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  43. LOL! I would start by looking him directly in his eyes. Most likely my lips would feel like they need some moisture or a little nip. So I would either subtly moisten them or bite my bottom lip right before I move in towards his ears with one hand on the shoulder or holding his strong bicep for balance and whisper, "you wear this suit well. Come with me and we can talk about you and this sexy suit a little more." LOL
    To forward? I didn't think so. Nahh...Not for this group. ;-)

    Sandy

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  44. Sandy, I don't think you'd even have to get that far - he'd see you moisten your lips, his blood would drain south, and he'd handle escorting YOU somewhere else (lol).

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  45. Sandy ~ you and Joey are hilarious! And no.. nothing is to forward here... After all, I am Cecile Smutty Hussy! So come on.. give my best shot!!!! LMBO!! Thanks for coming over!!! I enjoyed your comments!

    LeslieJane! I am glad that you found my place too!! Please feel free and roam about... Just be careful... some one may bite, lmbo!!!! Thank you for coming!!!

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