Elaine's Continuing Education of the Tribal Men...

Mistress Cecile has given Elaine the mundane task **oh yea right** of doing background checks on the Tribal men and **Cough** getting information from them~ for your pleasure of getting to know them better... So... I will allow Elaine to give you the low down...

Elaine fiddles with the stack of papers... watches as Jed comes from outside on the balcony... He puts himself behind and starts typing away...

**Sure is nice to have someone do all the work for me... Elaine ponders**

Elaine huffs out a sigh of annoyance as she glances at her watch.... Waiting for Max to arrive

"Finally," Elaine mutters to herself... "Damn man better be glad he is hot... or I would have his ass for making me wait..." Elaine turns her attention to the man that walks into the room...

Commanding attention... Max offers his hand to Jed... Then turns his attention to Elaine...

He gives her a thorough up and down look of appreciation... Elaine blushes....

Elaine clears her throat, "Max, please have a seat..."

Max turns his full attention to Elaine... Her cheeks heat... Then his voice rumbles out... "So, I hear you need me here to update my profile." He looks out the window to the driveway... "But I was wondering if Sweet was going to be around... "

Jed looks over from Elaine to Max... Trying to hide his smile... "Dude, she might be.. calm down."

Elaine rolls her eyes... "Men..."

Max sighs heavily... "Okay.. let's get this over with so I can go back on duty. I would hate for Mistress Cecile to find out I was not doing my job or anything."

Elaine hands Max a clip board with some papers... "I need you to fill this out for us Max. It has all the information we need from you."

Max eyes her suspiciously... **What, Elaine has been known to dipping her hand in the cookie jar a few times... lol** Max looks over the sheets, then looks at Elaine... "Why do you need this, I thought you had this on file already...?"

Elaine, knowing that Max has been the one to catch her a few times **with her hands in the pant... I mean cookie jar** gives him that look.... "Well, the computer crashed and we need to update it again.. And besides Mistress Cecile wants it done..." As if to prove her point, she puts emphases on the Mistress's name.

**Max and Jed trade off looks to each other... then both to Elaine**

"Okay, if you say so Elaine..."

Age: 28 years old

Height: 6' 2"
Weight: 225 lbs
Hair color: Dark Brown
Hair length: short
Eye color: Blue
Experience: Ask the Mistress

Max hands back the clip board to Jed, "All done, now what about Sweet's..."

Elaine eyes him.... "I guess you're just going to have to wait and see." Turns her attention to Jed.... "Who's next?" while making a shooing motion for Max to leave... "That man is relentless for Sweets..."

Jed, sensing how tired Elaine is getting... goes to join her on the couch....

As if upon cue, the doors opens and in walk a God... Oh wait... now that is....


Luke glides in.... Looking over to the couch... "Princess, I heard you were looking for me..."

Elaine starts blushing... "Uhmmmm... Ahhh... Well...." Her glances go back and forth between Jed... and... Luke....

Luke and Jed share exchanges... friendly... or not... well....

Elaine clears her throat to draw the attention back to the matter at hand.....

"Gentleman.... Please... Jed - desk. Luke - chair... Now."
"Luke, I need you to fill out these forms please. We are updating the system with everyone's information."

Luke's voice is like warm honey..."You know I will do anything for you...." as he runs a finger down my check... Damn that man... How does Mistress Cecile handle all these men is beyond me...

Luke looks into Elaine's eyes... "But you could fill it for me though, you know everything about me..." He shoots Jed an evil smile over the top of my head..... Damn these men...

"Oh damn Luke, just fill out the damn papers." Trying to keep my cool... Damn man...

Luke smirks and starts writing....

Age: 28 years old
Height: 6' 0"
Weight: 190 lbs
Hair color: Brown
Hair length: long enough for you to get a good grip
Eye color: Brown
Experience: I’ve never had any complaints

"Here you go sweetheart," as he hands me the sheet and bends to kiss my cheek. "I’ve got to run, but I’ll see you tonight..."

Luke looks at Jed.... "Later buddy"

Luke leaves office... and Elaine relaxes a bit... Until she heard Jed speak....

"Arrogant ass...."

Oh a dreamy sigh.... "Yes that is a fine ass..... aaahhhh"

Jed growls in back of throat.....

"Oh…uhm..sorry Jed," while the blush continues to stain her cheeks...

Is it hot in here? I think I need a drink..Where’s Caleb?

Oh just want to see who is next......

And remember... Keep it Dirty, Smutty & Hussy!

Elaine Works Over The Tribal Men....

Mistress Cecile has given Elaine the mundane task **oh yea right** of doing background checks on the Tribal men and **Cough** getting information from them~ for your pleasure of getting to know them better... So... I will allow Elaine to give you the low down...

In the Lair, Jed walks into office and sits at the desk.... He eyes Elaine and waits for her to speak. *Mistress Cecile has taught them so well to be obedient.*

He eyes Elaine sitting on the couch across from the desk. Elaine gets a shiver up her spine wondering what he is thinking... I mean, he is part of the Lair and you know the men of the lair are well..... Experienced....

Jed coughs to bring Elaine back to the matter at hand. Damn man is always all business. "I’ve asked some of the guys to come by and help you with their…profiles. As you requested Ms. Elaine."

Elaine finds her voice... "Who is my first victims?" She tries her best to sound calm. Damn thing this man makes her body do.... But she will turn the table soon enough on him..... **evil grin**

Jed raises eyebrows and begins to laugh. Damn man. "I think we should start with The Butler. Since he is Mistress Cecile's personal assistance. I think everyone will want to know about him first and foremost. Then we can tackle Jack...." Jed lets an evil laughter sneak through. Yea... Jack... Omg...

"Thanks Jed.This should be very interesting. I can take The Butler... but Jack. Damn Jed, do you not like me or something? I mean, that man kinda scares me. I am not sure how Mistress Cecile deals with him...."

"No pouting Elaine. You can handle him..." Jed throws her his best stern look and the slightest smile that makes butterfly in the tummy look like an earthquake.

Not giving her enough time to process that smile there is a knock at door...

Elaine clears her throat.... "Come in......"

The Butler enters the room. Jed stands to shake his hand and Elaine... Well.. She just sits there and admires the view... Hell, who wouldn't.

The Butler turns his attention to Elaine... "Is there anything I can get you Elaine before we start?"

Elaine picks up her glass, eyes The Butler up and down... "No, I’m good..." Although, I would love some of that damn man behind the towel....

Elaine puts her drink down and motioned to the chair in the middle of the room. "Please have a seat. I have a few questions for you. We need to update your profile. So... let's get personal."

"My first question is do you own pants?"

**Jed tries to hide his laughter behind his hand... He is so not succeeding.**

The Butler gives Elaine a startled look... Throws head back and laughs....

"Well, I actually do own pants. But... Mistress Cecile won't let me wear any. She always says she's waiting to catch the towel fall. **She is an evil woman**

"Okay, I have a few other questions I’ll be asking the others as well but there are just the normal things." Elaine hands him a sheet of paper. "Can you please fill this out?"

The Butler softly speaks... "Anything for you my sweet."

*Elaine blushes**

Elaine watches while The Butler fills out form... **He was very easy on the eyes and I very much love my job!**

Age: 29 years old
Height: 6'1”
Weight: 200 lbs
Hair color: Black
Hair length: Short
Eye color: Blue
Experience: My talents are well known

**Elaine sips drink slow and steady while she watches The Butler under her lashes...**

The Butler, "All done **hands sheet back** Anything else sweet?"

Elaine looks the sheet over, waves it at Jed to signal him to come and get it..

**Jed walks over and takes it**

"I want to thank you for coming in and doing this for me... I mean us..."

The Butler gets up from the chair and advances to Elaine... He takes my hands... Kisses my palm. And softly whispers, "It was all my pleasure. Are you sure you don't need anything before I go?" He asks with an evil glint in his eye....

Elaine lets out a giggle... Must be the drink... and whispers, "No, I’m good, thank you."

Elaine admires the view as The Butler leaves the room... Damn that man has an ass...

**Jeds sits back behind desks. Starts typing away as he enters The Butler info into computer**

**Elaine is still daydreaming about that ass on The Butler and the man on the computer..... when...**

**The door swings open, bangs against wall**

**Elaine jumps from the couch... Scared out of her mind... **

When Jack walks in... All six foot something... Stands in the door frame... Almost filling it out... And he grumbles... "I’m here, what did you need!" He proceeds to stalk in the room and sits in the chair.

Damn man, scares the bejesus out of me... Elaine gathers her courage... And downs her drink.. Bites bottom lip and just goes with it... "Jack, I need you to take a new profile picture so the ladies can see that face of yours... " Elaine grins... trying to break Jack...

Jack glares hard at Elaine... Her grin starting to fade... He mumbles under breathe, "I’ll tell you what you flipping need... Screw the picture. The one you have is just fine. I’ve got sh… **Jed clears throat** stuff to do.I’m out of here........."

"Wait, I have other ques……"

And with that he storms out the room with the door banging against the wall.... Damn man...

Elaine looks over at Jed... "Well that went well...."

Jed speaks very steady... "You knew he wasn’t gonna be easy...."

"Well, he usually is..... a difficult person... but still...." Elaine sighs deeply... "I guess I’ll have to tell Cecile and she can deal with him."

Elaine eyes Jed... hoping to take her mind off of Jack... "You done over there yet?"

**Elaine gently slides down the couch**

"Oh Jed.... I could use your….Skills over here"

**big grin**

Stay tune to see who we have next for introduction at the Lair..... Until Later....

And remember... Keep it Dirty, Smutty & Hussy!

Elaine's First Assignment - Picking a New Tribesman for the Smutty Lair

**Elaine sits at desk going through files**

**Sigh**
This is harder than I thought...
There are so many hot….
**Opens file**
Whoa...
So not what we are looking for
**Reaches for and stamps pic**

**Throws file over shoulder and shudders**

**Ahhhh.... Finishes drink**

“Huh, that one went fast”
**Looks at glass and buzzes intercom**

“Bartender, I need another drink”

**Flips through files**

“Maybe”
“Maybe”
“Not in your life”

**Bartender enters room with drink**



“Thanks hun”

**Pats his butt**

Bartender Caleb: “Any luck hon?”
Elaine: Some... Want to see some hotties!!! (Her face lights up)
Caleb: Are they pics of Cecile and her friends **big, evil grin**
Elaine: Nooo... Men for the tribe... I’m recruiting
Caleb: Hell No!! I think I’ll pass... Need anything else?
Elaine: **Blushes** Uummm... Well... Ahh... Maybe later
**Wink** I have to find the perfect addition to the tribe...
It's my first day I have to impress the ladies.
Caleb: Good luck, maybe later we can… Catch up **smirk**
Elaine: **Smiles** “Sure” **Sips drink**

**Caleb leaves room**
**More files**
Maybe
No
No
**Jumps up knocking chair back**
Holy crap... I found him... I found him **Dances around**

**Runs from room**

CECILE!!!!
CECILE!!!!

Where the hell is that woman
**Goes room to room**
**Opens a bedroom door, comes to dead stop**

OH GOD!!
**My eyes**
**That’s gonna leave an impression**

Elaine: I’m so sorry... I umm... Wow... Uh

**Waves folder while staring at Nathan on bed**



**Tilts head, Raises eyebrows**
**Interesting**

Cecile: **Tosses back hair. Straightens up the vinyl corset. Clears throat**
You wanted something Elaine?
Elaine: I found the next tribesman!

**Elaine hands Cecile the folder while peeking at Nathan**
Elaine: He is perfect for me…. Eeerrr... Us...Yeah, the tribe
**giggles**

**Cecile puts crop down and opens folder**



Some details I founds out....
Age: 25 years old
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 220 lbs
Hair color: Black
Hair length: Short
Eye color: Green
Skin color: Tanned
Experience: Very Experienced


Elaine: Well… He’s perfect right? What do you think?

Cecile: Holy Shit, how did you know!?! I mean he would fit my bed just right…
I mean the Tribe Club just right.

**Cecile looks at the play mate in her bed…. **
Oh Elaine, you must get him here now… So I can play with him and break him in ~ right ~ now!

Elaine: I’m on it…You can **waves hands around** go back to whatever you were doing.

**Elaine leaves room and goes back to office**

**Dials phone**
Elaine: Hello, Jed, this is Elaine, Cecile Smutty Hussy’s Assistant.
She would like to interview you for a position in her tribe.
Be here at 9pm

Jed: I’ll be there

**Elaine hangs up phone**

**8:58pm**

**There is a knock at door**
**The butler answers**



**Leads Jed to Cecile’s private quarters**
Butler: Have a seat, she’ll be with you in a moment... Good luck
**smirk**

Jed: Uh… Thanks man

**Cecile enters the room, Elaine on her heels**

Elaine: **Excited, bumps into Cecile**
Sorry…
**Whispers**
He’s cuter in person

Cecile: Mmmmmmm

Cecile: Jed, welcome to my lair
**Reaches out to shake his hand**

Jed: **Clears throat**
Thank you for this opportunity!
**takes hand and kisses**

Cecile: **Takes her seats behind her massive desk…
And eyes Jed up and down…Clears her throat**
Jed, I want to thank you for submitting your work to the Lair.
We appreciate it.

Jed: Well thank you. I was not quite sure what the job is about but my agent was very clear that they thought it was something I should do.
**Looks around the room and lands on Elaine… Eyes her up and down**
Elaine called me to tell me to come over Ma’am. So, here I am.

Cecile: Oh a man with manners. I love breaking, I mean I love a man with manners. **Whispers… means he has them in the bed as well… I will enjoy this one.**
Well, we have a proposition for you ~ if you are interested…
**The wicked grin graces her face**

Jed: **Continues to look Cecile and Elaine up and down**
I am interested alright.

Cecile: Well good. A man who is willing to play our game. Well, this is a hard job.
**Cecile eyes what is hard in front of her**
A man of pure dedication… A man who is up to the mission of pleasing the women of my Lair… After all this is a 24/7 commitment… You up *cough* for the challenge Jed?

Jed: I will be more than honored to service you and your friends Miss Cecile

**Cecile stands up, trails hands down her skirt**
Welcome to the tribe Jed

New tribesman: Jed
Position: any way we want him
Cecile: Elaine he needs a job title not a sexual position
Elaine: fine **pouts**
Position: Spokesperson
Cecile: That’s better




**Elaine goes back to desk, sits down, elbows on table, chin in palms**
**Sigh**
Now I have to find a way to get him alone!
**Big grin**

**Flips through files**

Until next time...
Yours truly...


And remember... Keep it Dirty, Smutty & Hussy!

The Smutty Hussy has an Assistance.....

I, Cecile Smutty Hussy, have searched high
and low for an assistance to the Lair.
I needed someone who was up to the task of keeping the Tribe in check with themselves....

**Jack snickers at me...**


I also needed someone to go through all the applications of men trying to make it into the Tribe.
You would be shocked, you will be surprised and do not forget.... omg we will make you drool to see what I have to do through to screen all these men...

Anyway....

Well... if you know me, you know that there is always a commenter around my place...
She always shows her support to me...
And she makes wicked little pictures for me!
You know her as Elaine...
And if you follow me to Houston AW Knight's place on Friday's...
You know that Elaine is there too...
Well, Elaine loves working with my Tribal men...
**Oh yeah pun intended**
So, who better to get for the job...
So, please put a warm welcome to

Elaine, Smutty Assistance to the Lair please!!!!


She will bring you the applications for the Smutty Hussy Tribal Club....
She will show you some hunks...
Some not so hunks...
And some down right out shake your head can't believe they even took the picture...
She will make you drool...
She will make you hot...
She will make you giggle...
She will make you go OMG....

Her schedule is whatever she wants...
She will strike when the application strikes her to share...
We will build up our Tribal Members...
She will show case the some of the older member
And give you background information on them...

So I hope you stick around!!!!

And remember... Keep it Dirty, Smutty & Hussy!

Monday.....

If you are in need of some serious happy times for a Monday...

Head over to Hawk's place...
Where Elaing8 gives up some Moony days!

Or.. you can stay here for a bit... and enjoy.. then go over there... hee hee


I could not resist... He looks like a "Yes Ma'am" kinda man!!
And on this day... that is what I need...
Someone who will "Yes Ma'am" with all my hearts desires!

Happy Monday ladies and gents!

And I won't forget about the gents that visit here...
Just in case you peek in today...


Yeah, I have a girl crush!
For ruffles...
A woman's back...
A corset....
Oh well...

And remember... Keep it Dirty, Smutty & Hussy!