Review: Turn It Up by Inez Kelley

Dr. Bastian Talbot and self-proclaimed sex goddess Charlie Pierce heat up the air waves with their flirty banter as radio hosts Dr. Hot and the Honeypot. Off the air, they’re best friends…but Bastian wants to be so much more. He wants Charlie—in bed, and forever. Problem is, Charlie doesn’t do commitment. Sure, she’s had X-rated fantasies of Bastian, but he was always just a friend—until he impulsively proposes and unleashes the lust they’ve been denying for years. Charlie’s willing to explore where their wild chemistry leads, but she won’t marry him. And he won’t have sex with her until she accepts his proposal, despite her seductive schemes. What are Dr. Hot and the Honeypot to do? Ask their listeners for advice on how to tame a sex kitten and turn a perfect gentleman into a shameless lover. The Race to Wed or Bed is on…who will turn up on top?

I obtained the above information from Ms. Inez's website.

I was given this book for an honest review and my honest thoughts, so here goes...

Ms. Kelley is not an author that is new to me... She might be new to you and if she is... You better go get everything she has written because this is one talented woman. She has never disappointed me in my reading fantasies. She has made me hot with desire, needy with passion and just plain flat out wanton for the big ending. Her stories tie you up, bind you together and make you come undone with just her words. And this story was no different....

Before I start the review of this great love story... I have to say that Ms. Inez made me one happy Smutty Hussy... She used my term - SEX-ON-A-STICK man!!!!! I saw it with my own eyes... My own Hussy description as to how I like my men... Ms. Inez used it!!! YAYAYAYAYA

**** Cue the happy dance music****

Okay... Whew....

Welcome to the world of Dr Hot and the Honeypot... or as they would rather be called - Bastian and Charlie. They have been best friends for what feels like forever. Bastian is a doctor in the ER at a local hospital... Charlie is a Diva on the late night talk show of WTXT radio station. She heats the air waves and he heals your wounds. But when they come together they make an explosive pair on the airwaves together. They bring information, giggles and a whole lot of sexing together for a few hours every night.

Charlie's rough past has taught her to never look for the forever place and never to give her heart away... But the only thing that she will give her heart to is her job. She is the queen vixen of all things sex related. Hell, she is the Queen. She takes her job very seriously. She tries to offer the best advice she can to anyone who will call. She listens to them, shares with them and is just there for them. Sometimes, just being there is what matters the most... That is what makes her and Bastian the utmost best friends.

Bastian has been through the ringer of life... Marriage.. Divorce... and everything in between. But the one thing in his life that he treasured the most and that remained a constant is his best friend... Charlie. Charlie has been there for him through thick and thin. The one thing in his life that will always be there... forever... At least that is what Bastian wants. Can he convince Charlie of forever?

Can love hit you when you least expect it? Can love change a fleeting feeling into a forever feeling? Can a wild child be tamed to a one man show? Can Bastian show Charlie that love means more than just sex?

Bastian will melt your heart and make you wish for your own Dr. Hot! Charlie will sneak into your heart and make you want to take the uneasy away from her. The story of these two takes a little while to be told... But believe me, you will want to find out... If these two just remain the best of friends... or does love really prevail all... Bastian and Charlie will sneak into your heart as their story unfolds... What will become of these two... Well, go get the damn book and find out!
Ms. Inez will make you turn each page with anticipation for what is to come on the next... and the next... and the next....

I completely love the banter between these two! This is an awesome book with straight sex talk, hold no bars and just pure, raw passion! To watch these two push and pull each other, tease and taunt each other... To just be with each other. Bastian and Charlie will make you look deep inside and see that love is more than just sex... it is about best friends... And what counts more than what goes on between the sheets! This story was a delight to read... One that warm your heart, melt your sheets =) So, go grab a cup of something and blanket... and snuggle up for some great reading!

If you want to see more of Ms. Kelley's work, please drop by her website and peek around (a lot)!

And remember... Keep it Dirty, Smutty & Hussy!

Review: Lipstick On His Collar by Inez Kelley

“Lipstick on His Collar” by Inez Kelley

Read An Excerpt Online
Genre: Contemporary Romance, Red Hots!

ISBN: 978-1-60928-250-9
Length: Novella
Price: 3.50
Publication Date: November 23, 2010
Cover art by Angie Waters

He never thought his next wildfire would be wearing a red dress.

“Make me your goddess and I’ll take you to heaven.”

This sultry promise sparks a scorching, unforgettable one-night stand. The next morning Bram Winters awakes with a hickey and a head full of wicked memories—alone. His nameless goddess is gone without a trace, along with his shirt. And his heart.

Five months later, he stumbles across his mystery lady in a Laundromat, but she still won’t give up her name. Worse, she begs him to leave, no questions asked. Once he catches the spark of terror in her eyes, though, his firefighter training takes over—and he digs in for the duration.

Lady never wanted Bram to see her life’s ugly underside, but it’s too late—his socks are already in the washer. He was supposed to be her declaration of independence from her unstable ex, a bittersweet memory to carry into her new life.

Except the ex continues to stalks her. And Bram’s reappearance sends her emotions and desires tumbling over the edge. As the minutes wear on, sexual tension rises faster than the steam from a hot water wash.

And Lady’s ex watches from the shadows, growing more furious by the minute…

Warning: Scorching sex, icy scissor play and an anonymous woman taking a wet slide down one hot ex-fireman’s pole. Beware of hot flashes and spontaneous combustion. Correct change not required.

I obtained the above information from Samhain Publishing.



I do not judge short stories on the rush of their relationships, because they are just that - short stories. So, yes the relationships always could have been drawn out more, yea it seems like they fall in love to fast and of course the story could have been made longer... but it is a short story. So with that said.... here is my review...

This is a hot, sweet romance. Bram and "Lady" (as we come to know her) share some serious wicked smexing. First, let me just tell you that Bram is definitely a walking, talking... Sex on a Stick kinda man. Oh yeah... he is what fantasies are made of. And "Lady," she will make you cheer for her to finally have her prince! Ms. Kelley did a fantastic job with her writing! Her story is written so well that I actually could taste the cotton candy, feel the sticky heat and smell the lust in each character.

One hot summer night Bram's world gets turned upside down, inside out and all the way around. What was supposed to be one night of hot love, no questions asked, no name giving. Just moans, grunts and pleasures were to be found.... not anything more. So what happened when Bram woke up the next morning?

I will quote the book with this very intriguing passage:

Lady speaking to Bram, they were making a deal... She says.... "Anything you want. Just give me the night. Treat me like your queen and I'll be your everything." Then he started naming women... who turned out to be goddesses instead of queens, so she went with the flow of things... "Then make me your goddess and I'll take you to heaven."

I must remember these pick up lines. How awesome are they? Lady just wanted to lose herself for the night. Looking for the man that could take her to places she only dreamed of. At the local county fair surrounded by strangers, she knew she would find what she was looking for... or at least hoping she would find him... That is until she spotted talk, dark and absolutely handsome and everything went out the window...

The one night of explosive love making left an imprint on more than the mattress and more lipstick stains than one could wash away. Ms. Kelley kept me in full suspense as to what would happen next. And as far as short stories go, this is awesome! Ms. Kelley threw in the mix a real asshole for good measure. But he added the drama to the story. And believe me, what Bram did to him was considered nice by my standards. (Am I making you want to read it yet... **snickers**) If not, I will leave you with this....

One night of hot, lustful, sinful delight...
Two hearts in need of something they just don't know what...
Two minds that connect on the same level, on all levels...
But what happens when the night is over and the bed is cold...
What happens when fate steps in and graces you with a second chance...
Do you take it and run...
Or do you run in fear of what could never be...
Or do you find out what could be....
You may also want to find out how the Lipstick got on his collar....

Enjoy!

Please feel free to visit Ms. Kelley's website -->> HERE... you may find some things you enjoy more than the Lipstick On His Collar!

And remember... Keep it Dirty, Smutty & Hussy!

Review: Coming Clean (Dirty Laundry Series, Book 3) by Inez Kelly (Dark Divas)

Coming Clean (Dirty Laundry Series, Book 3) by Inez Kelly
Publisher: Carina Press
Genre: Erotica, Menage, Contemporary


Review Copy Received from Publisher

Summary: Coming clean never felt so good...

Grant and Vivi Michaelson share everything in their marriage: love, commitment—and their wildest sexual desires. But their relationship is tested when Vivi admits she wants a threesome with Grant's old friend Cade, proposing their annual trip to the lake as the perfect opportunity to fulfill her fantasy.

All three of them are aroused by the idea. Vivi and Cade have long felt a smoldering attraction to each other...and Grant and Cade have hidden an illicit desire for decades. Going through with the ménage will test their boundaries, reveal old secrets...and maybe tear them apart. After all, there might be room for Cade in bed, but is there room for a third in their marriage?

Madame Cecile Hussy's Review:

This is a very powerful little story. The title actually ties into the book ~ which is really cool. Due to the fact that this book is all about coming clean... one way or another!

We meet husband and wife, Grant and Vivian. They have absolutely everything they could possibly want in their marriage. Even after all the years, their love is as strong as the first day they met. Or should I say the first day Cade - Grant's best friend - introduced them. They are completely devoted to each other. They complete each other. Their sex life is not lacking at all - they are a dynamic couple. Do you sense a but.... no I promise... really. One of the things about this couple I love is that they live to make each other one's dreams/fantasies come true. Wouldn't you want to make your partners dreams come true if you could? If it was within your power, would you deny your mate their dreams? Or reverse the tables... wouldn't you love if your spouse/partner did their damnest to make your dreams come true?

Cade and Grant have been best friends since childhood. They have gone through everything together. Childhood growing pains, teenage years, first encounters of all kinds, hook-ups and break-ups, marriage and divorce (Cade) - everything. They are the epitome of what true best friends are. Cade is not jealous in the least of what Grant and Vivian share. He just wishes he could have a piece of it. I think anyone within their proximity would want what they have. Cade loves both them in their own way, they mean the world to him. They are family... but how much can Cade truly become a part of the family? Is that even possible?

Cade is bi but that does not get in his relationship with either Grant or Vivian. He came clean with his best friend way back in the day. It is a part of who Cade is and Grant would not change a thing about him. Grant accepted that part of Cade a long time ago. But there are things that happened in the past that Grant kinda shoved on a shelf way back in the closet of his heart. He kinda forgot about that shelf until Vivian approaches Grant about a fantasy she has been having....

Vivian never had a problem with Cade being bi; she has always thought Cade to be very sexy. Cade is her fallen angel and Grant is her dark angel. They are complete opposites, but isn't the saying that opposites attract? Vivan has often voiced her fantasies to Grant and he has tried his hardest to make them all come true.... but the latest fantasy she has.... really throws Grant for a loop.... A threesome... with a guy.

We all know that a threesome for a man normally means two women with one man. Every man fantasy. Right?? Well, Grant and Vivian already did that fantasy, so Grant knows the other party is not going to be a woman. What man could Vivian want, Grant wonders. He does not have to wonder long.... Cade.

Friendships will be pushes, boundaries will be crosses (good or bad, I can't tell you), hearts will open but will love grow? How much will these three come clean with each other? You may never do clothes the same way after reading this story! But I must warn you... the smexing... OMG... is off the charts! The shower scene.... is freaking HAWT!!!!! You may have to actually do your own laundry after you read this little triangle of a story! This is an awesome story of the journey of three friends growing together, accepting each other as they are, stripping things bare and raw and seeing where the pieces fall. Can love truly happen three ways??

Rated # Delightful Divas and a Recommended Read by Madame Cecile Hussy!

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And remember... Keep it Dirty, Smutty & Hussy!