Book
1 in The Manhattanites series.
(78,000
words, Erotic Romance, Contemporary, M/F, HEA)
Milan's notorious
playboy, Massimo Tittoni, seems to have everything--Lamborghinis, exotic women,
palaces throughout Europe and business success. Ramping up his fabric company
to go global with a new apparel brand, he ruthlessly stops supplying fabrics to
the American client who inspired the collection. But once they meet, what's he
willing to give to get her in his bed?
Upper East Side
designer Lex Easton will be damned if she'll let an Italian stud muffin knock
her down. So what if she named her favorite vibrator after him. With Fashion
Week approaching, she'll do whatever it takes to secure the fabrics she needs
to become the next Diane von Furstenburg--even sleep with her rival.
Jetting to Europe,
the paparazzi chronicles Lex's every move. She unravels, finding herself in a
situation never imagined--scandal. Avery Aster's super-glossy debut novel is
loaded with passionate escapism, pitting American ambition against Italian
tradition. Erotic romance fans who appreciate witty banter and glamour mustn't
miss Undressed.
Lex's Louboutins
stilettos are dug in deep to win this war. All's fair in love and fashion!
Inside Scoop:
Though the hero and heroine remain monogamous, their Prada-wearing friends
indulge in a ménage a trois and other fashionable sexual fun and games.
A Romantica®
contemporary erotic romance from Ellora's Cave.
25 New Yorker Insights
Learned in Undressed by Avery Aster
· Your vagina can take a guy’s shaft and nuts…at the same time.
· Always name your butt plug after Anderson Cooper.
· Pre-ejaculation while jetting a plane over Italy causes
turbulence.
· Never let a dog sleep in your bed, especially three dogs. It’ll
ruin your sex life.
· If he’s as hung as an Evian bottle, it’s best to look away.
Money
· Always retain the legal services of female lawyers, particularly
ones named; Sarah Goldbaum and Hannah Goldstein.
· Never allow your mother to spend your line of credit on a
psychic from the Caribbean.
· Sexual frustration leads to good business practices, enough to
earn three hundred million dollars.
· If Bergdorf’s, Barney’s and Saks Fifth Avenue reject your
upcoming fashion collections try selling it to JCPenny’s.
· Use your American Express reward points wisely.
Life
· Bellini cocktail consumption will induce foot fetishes.
· Swedish Fish, Now & Later, and Gummy Bears from Dylan’s
Candy Bar are perfect for your fuck-it bucket.
· Everyone should be so lucky to have a best friend like Taddy
Brill.
· Never drive a Ford Thunderbird off a cliff thinking you’re
Thelma & Louise.
· Stay away from any woman named Scilla or Ottavia.
Fashion
· Wearing Tory Burch ballet flats while racing a sports car may
cause ones clitoris to hum.
· Think twice before sitting Lady Gaga and Madonna next to one
another at your fashion show.
· Prada and a condom, when worn together, are known to make
bisexual men go bonkbuster cra-cra.
· Altering a vintage Valentino dress, formerly worn by socialite
Nati Abascal, may land you on the red carpet.
· We should all get fucked in Fendi.
Love
· When in love, you can have as many orgasms as you like…in one
day!
· Slow dancing to Giuseppe Verdi enhances one’s emotional state.
· Never argue with your lover in public, above all—never in front
of Anna Wintour, Marc Jacobs, or Karl Lagerfeld.
· Playing Simon Says, in bed, may lead one to reveal their true
feelings. So will strip dancing in front of him to the song Girls,
Girls, Girls by Mötley Crüe.
· And finally, he must always say, “I love you,” first.
***Giveaway Time***
Avery will be awarding a 6-month
membership to Dylan's Candy
Bar Candy of the month Club to one randomly drawn commenter. In
the novel, the heroine makes herself Fuck-it Buckets which are candy filled
buckets from Dylan’s Candy bar (or any candy store) when she's stressed out.
I encourage you readers to follow the tour and
comment; the more you comment, the better your chances of winning. The tour
dates can be found here:
Hung like an Evian bottle? ROFL. I must read this!
ReplyDeletehschrock24112 at yahoo dot com
Hung like an Evian bottle? ROFL. I must read this!
ReplyDeletehschrock24112 at yahoo dot com
sounds like a great escape novel :)
ReplyDeletethanks for hosting
carrie dot rogozinski at gmail.com
Those 25 New Yorker Insights are an EYE-OPENER for me. Oh, boy.
ReplyDeletecatherinelee100 at gmail dot com
Hi Cecile Smutty Hussy! Thank you so much for hosting me today. And YES Carrie it's pure erotic escapism. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI love the advice--sounds fun!
ReplyDeletevitajex(at)aol(dot)com
This book sounds fantastic!!! Cant wait to read this book!!!
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thank you laura
DeleteSounds like someone drove a Ford Thunderbird off a cliff to live to tell about it.
ReplyDeletestrive4bst(At) yahoo(Dot) com
yes Lex certainly did! ;-)
DeleteI bet we all have those buckets, but never thought to name it. Love it.
ReplyDeleteShouldn't admit it, but I don't have to be stressed to dig in :)
lenikaye@yahoo.com
Bahah! I don't know about Anderson Cooper...Maybe Dirty Harry??? ahhah excellent post!
ReplyDeleteandralynn7 AT gmail DOT com
Dirty Harry? That's a good one Andra.
DeleteThis book sounds really hot. Thanks for the giveaway. Please enter me. Tore923@aol.com
ReplyDeleteHot? It's scorching Victoria. I'm not responsible for melting your panties ;-)
DeleteThe whole lists of insights cracked me up but Prada and a condom, when worn together, are known to make bisexual men go bonkbuster cra-cra. was my favorite. I can't wait to read this book. It's been on my tbr list. :)
ReplyDeleteIt's true Rhonda. I had to interview several bisexual men who confirmed this for me. ;-)
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