**Road Trip** & Commercial

If you followed me yesterday... I got arrested -->> here is the story.
You have to read this story first to understand this story which I am about to tell you about...

This is another day in the life of Cecile Smutty Hussy - Oh wait... I can hear Mama Hawk fussing me that - that is not my full name. Like the Mama she is, she pulls out the middle name...

Cecile Trouble Maker Smutty Hussy...

Are you ready for this one... Grab a cuppa of cocoa and let the story unfold.

After being arrested yesterday, some of my fellow blogger friends wanted to come on a road trip with me. I mean, do you blame them. Go see what I am taking about. We will wait for you.

Seeeeee, aren't you glad you went see. Okay, now that we are all caught up... As I was saying... They wanted a road trip. This lead me and Leontine on a discussion about our men, our books and of course shopping trips- and me in the park with my hussy followers...
So.........
After I got arrested and frisked **yea, I left that part out yesterday, I was still "catching up" with things**, my group decided to follow me back home. They said they would open up their own police station around my house so they could protect and serve me!!
(*Oh man, I kill myself, rolfmao*) They are in the process of moving down here as we speak... or you read this.

Since then I have received emails from Host, Pearl, Blodeuedd, Brande (from Book Junkie), Susi and Patti - they want me to take them to my park.
Elaing8, Heather D and Pixie have texted me saying they want on a road trip.
Blanche Twittered me - she wants to be arrested.
Caroline facebooked me - she wants to borrow them.
And last but not least, Leontine chatted me and wants to live with me!!!!

**all this is made up people. i do not facebook or twitter, lol (but my men are real, lol)**

So, I did what any friend would have done, I bought them all....plane tickets to come to my house... I got to the airport... And picked them up in my car.....(**Charger is my car... just not this particular one...**)

and took them to my house... Upon arriving there.. I had to introduce them to some new members....

So, here are more Cecile Trouble Maker Mutty Hussy followers...

I present to you my tribe....

They were looking for their Eve to be put in the middle....And I needed my own Firefighters if I had my own Police Force....

Now, don't forget the original men who started this whole thing...

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Now, if you made it this far... I am going to really make you laugh!!! One delirious night for me... I was online with Leontine. We were girl talking; about a book cover I bought at Borders.
I was explaining what I did in Borders when I saw the book cover - Yep, the Hussy CatCall!!!
The book is smoking freaking Hawt!!!Told you... See... I never lie!!!! **Tisk Tisk for not believing in me**

In the process of talking about the cover... We were wishing that she was with me at Borders. You know, so we could drool and catcall together...

Well this idea was born... You ready...

Airfare from the Netherlands to USA - $1700.00

Hotel for the both of us for a week - $1000.00

Being at Borders at the same time, looking at the same cover

**PANTING & DROOLING **

$200.00 (depends on the amount of books we bought) - okay $400.00

Getting Kicked out of Borders for making said Catcalls & Drooling with my fellow blogger sister- PRICELESS
A trip well worth it!
Now - you all know how I feel about you... You are all priceless to me... I would give all I had to be able to have you guys with me shopping... Or I with you!!!
For that truly would be priceless!!!
Hope you enjoyed....