Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Part 1 ~ How Sweet Is My Neighbor

Happy New Year to everyone out there in Blog Land!!!!
I hope you had a wonderful, blessed, healthy, happy and very satisfying holiday!
Know you were all in my prayers and thoughts!

I am sorry that I have not been around much lately...
I have been in some kind of funk
~blog funk, reading funk, life funk... I am not sure just funk~
But I am here to say that I am out of it for now!!!

And to start the new year off right... I have a little story for you...
I have divided it up for you into little pieces...
Believe me you be licking your fingers when this is over.

Now please enjoy my first little short story of 2010~

By: Cecile B Smith

January, beginning of a new year. Out with the old and in with the new, right? Cleaning time. Well, this is the last bag of his crap that I have to throw away. Me and dick-face nameless lived together for about a year until I caught him and Ms. Up the Road May I Borrow A Cup of Sugar doing the nasty in my living room. I kicked him out and stayed in the house till I could sell it. Six months later, I am handing the keys over to the real estate agency and heading back home. Close to my parents, oh yay. I should be been jumping up and down. Instead, I am watching memory after memory of what we had go into the trash. It is for the better, I know this; but my heart feels stuck. Not on him or us, but on the idea of being alone. Starting over again. Playing the fields again. Life sucked sometimes and this is one of those times. With the last of his crap to the road and mine in the moving trailer, I hauled what was left of my heart and soul and moved - forward.

We finally arrived at my new house. I got out my car and took my first breath of independence. It felt good and scary all at the same time. The real estate company assured me the movers would do everything and they did. Of course my Mom and Dad came over to help out too. With everyone's help, what would have taken me at least two weeks, was done in one day. It was worth the extra money for the movers.

Well, the evening is drawing to a near end and I am plum damn exhausted. I had just plopped down on the couch when the door bell rings. Crap! It is probably my Mom or Dad. Oh hell, the door isn't locked, so I yelled, "COME IN!" My parents would understand me not getting up. No one opened the door. Damnit. The door bell rang again. Double damn, maybe it was one of the movers and they were trying to be polite. I heaved myself up off the couch and went to open the door.

I opened the door and my mouth hits the ground. Before my eyes is the hottest man I have ever seen in my life. He is holding a delicious cake in his hands. I have to be dreaming, right. These things just do not happen to me. I glance him over, okay okay... so I stalked over him with my eyes. His hair is on the dark side of chocolate, his eyes are a gorgeous shade of crystal clear blue, his skin the color of honey and oh my gosh his body is to die for. Then he makes my heart skip a bunch of beats by smiling; he has a very sexy smile. Holding the cake with one hand, he sticks the other hand to shake hands with me. "Hey, I'm Justin, your new neighbor." Could my dream get any better, his voice was pure satin over my body. Okay, it has been a while I know, but damn this man was making me turn into a puddle with just his name.

If you want more of Justin and his cake... You better make sure you stick around...
Because it is about to get all kinda of delicious up in here!!!

This is my story. All words, names and places are clearly made up in my mind.
If you so chose to print my story any where, I promise you harm.
I am nice... I promise.
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  1. Let me know what you think... More is to come... Hope you enjoyed!!

  2. Oooooooooooo oh girl you are evil stopping right there, but what a neighbor!!!!! Ok where is this neighborhood and can I move in next door??? LOL all my neighbors are old people lol! Not that i'm ditzing older folks I love them but OMS he is HOT with a capital H girl!!! I can't wait to see what you do to him ah er what comes next in the story... ;)

  3. LOL - you have a very, very rich fantasy life, girl!

  4. Cecile!!! You can't stop here..........more please!!!

    Do I hear you on the "funk" thing.....I feel like I've been stuck there for a very long time!!! I'm glad to see you back! hugs!!

  5. Hi Cecile, Missed ya :D
    Oh yes I want more of this cake. I can't wait to see what you will cook up

  6. We need more. Did you invite him in and take a slice of beefcake, oops, I mean cake?

    Yeah, I'm moving to his neighborhood.

  7. You can conjure up the good stuff Cecile! I so want more of Justin and his, erm, cake :) He wouldn't happen to have a hawt brother now would he?

    I'm glad you're out of your funk hon and going out and about again (((hugs)))

  8. Chanting..part 2!! Part 2!! part 2!!

    Awesome Cecile.

  9. Hello Ladies! I am glad that you are liking the story!!
    I do have to say that Justin is absolutely delicious, OH wait... I mean the cake.. Hee hee!!!

    He is oh so helpful with my moving process! Offering his help in all sorts of imaginative ways!! =)

    Now I betcha wish you lived closer to me right now huh... Hummm...

    Part two... Humm... He is a bit shy... I will have to see how many people come to visit him with part one.. How many women feed his ego, lol!!!

  10. If I visit more than once will that move him along? Tell him not to be shy, we are waiting! :)

  11. How can you torture us in the beginning of a new year!!!! So you say he's shy eh, well you know what they say about the shy ones ;) I can't wait for tomorrow, how about juicy tidbits thru out the day.

    I hope you get out of your funk soon, take care sweetie :)

  12. CECILE!!!

    How dare you stop there! We see the photo and the story and then bam! You cut us off! LOL

    Drool is all over my keyboard!

  13. I dare say the next time I think of cake I'll think of Justin.

  14. Cecile you are an evil vixen... tempting us with Justin and his cake. Humm... I am SURE that I need a lick. Better let this girl taste test him just to make sure he isn't poison! (I'm thinking I could make another sexual innuendo here but I will just stop now)

    Hot sweetheart! I look forward to Part II...


  15. *licking off fingers*
    I'm feeding Justin's ego with pleasure...come on, give is part 2, hon! :)

  16. edit: 'is' must be 'us'
    *sigh, I'm too tired*

  17. Oooh, Cecile. Very nice! Can't wait to read more. definitely droolworthy!


  18. Yeah, Cecile...I want more. Very nice girlfriend!! Love his pic..wowsa.

    So...was it chocolate cake? Guess I have to come back and visit to find out.

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  20. Oh... how bad can I be!!!! MMmaaahhhhaaawwwwwwww how long must you wait! I am just glad that you ladies are loving it up!

  21. Hi Cecile!

    Cute little story! It seems to have gotten you out of your funk. Great use of your fantasy life! LOL

    Dottie :)

  22. OMG...this is so well written sweetie! And you left us on a wonderful hook...I will be back for sure to see what happens with that cake.

    BTW...Love the pictures that come with the story...they should really use that in romance novels.

    Leontine...if he's got a brother ~ he's mine! I live closer to Cecile! Hehehehehee

    I love the plot you've got going, hon...GIVE US MORE!


  23. Sweeet story Cecile! Ready for more, plu-eeze!


  24. Sorry to hear you were in a funk, glad you're feelig better.

    Love the story so far - Justin's a hunk!

  25. "Me and dick-face nameless lived together for about a year until I caught him and Ms. Up the Road May I Borrow A Cup of Sugar doing the nasty in my living room."

    Loved this!
    Off to read part two!


I want to thank you for stopping by my place... I hope to see you again!!
I hope you enjoy my little bloggie home as much as I do!
With hugs, love and smiles... Cecile

My Fictional Smutty Boyfriend.... =)