A New Resident to the Lair

Here at the Hussy Lair, there has been rumors floating around amongst the staff that there will be a new resident moving in.

The tribe has been a bit moody with this smack talk going around.

They are not to happy thinking of having another male around the house.

A house they claim as their own... no sirrree.. They are not happy..

But a new resident is what is happening to the Lair...

Someone is moving in....

This is the story...

One beautiful day at the Hussy Lair, all was calm and peaceful. The weather was beautiful - which made the gardeners and landscapers very happy... The pool was clear and blue - which made my pool boys excited. The men were cleaning the house and my cook was in the kitchen.. you could smell apple pie baking... it was just euphoric!
Out of no where, the Butler heard the door bell. He has just served Smutty her Mai Tai in the Book Room... "Smutty, are you expecting company," he asked very puzzled.
Smutty glared up at her butler with a mischievous grin... "Yes, I am actually... After you answer the door, please have a glass of Sangria ready for our guest." He looked confused because Smutty always kept him informed. Off to answer the door... with Smutty on his heels....
He answered the door (yes, that always answers the door in his towel) and what did his eyes behold...........

It was Monroe With A Twist

"Welcome to Smutty Hussy Lair ma'am. May I help you?" the Butler asked a little confused.
"Yes you may," Ms. Monroe looks around with wide eyes to make sure she has the right address. "I am here to see Ms. Hussy please. I think I have the right address." Knowing she must of had the right address, because who else would have a butler like that... oh yum.
The butler interrupts her thoughts, "Please come in." He looks down and noticed her luggage... LUGGAGE??!?!? "Umm, excuse me, what would like to me do with your ummm... luggage ma'am?"

Upon cue, Ms. Smutty pipes up... relief flooded the butler's face... He had no idea what Smutty had up her sleeve.... "Butler, just bring them inside for now. Round up the tribe and the servants please and meet us in the library with that glass of Sangria I asked for."

Oh my gosh... it dawned on him... This woman is going to be the resident Smutty had been talking about... OMG.... Again relief flooded him... He let out a breath he did not realize he was holding... Thank Gawd it was not another man.... Funny how men can be so territorial.

Smutty turns toward Monroe...

Welcome to the Lair....

My Smutty Hussy Followers...

It is with great pleasure for me to announce to you today that as of this day forward there will be a new contributor to the Lair...

Caleb and I have been talking for a while now about adding a new Hussy to the Lair.

He knows that some many men to one woman is just... well.. some get jealous...

So, we thought by adding another Hussy, it might soothe some feathers...

Ms. Monroe and I started talking about this endeavor one day and a plan was brewed.

Ms. Monroe will come and go as she pleases...

Her posting schedule is nothing set in stone..

She will share whatever her hearts content...

Nnnnooowwwww........

Ms Monroe has learned one thing about the Lair...

you must provide us with eye candy.....

And she did just that...

She brought with her her own.... bartenders...

So, not only are we welcome Ms. Monroe to the Lair, but her delicious, wicked bartenders...

(Who can tend my bar any day..)

Please let's welcome Adam Levine (from Marroon 5)

Ms. Monroe's very own personal bartender is quiet hot......

You would think that Ms. Monroe has stalked me for some time to know I love a man with tats....

And in his boxers... Oh Yum....

The next of man of Ms. Monroe's choice for the Lair...

Is no other than Mr. Eric.....

I think we all know him...

Oh my Vampire.....

What a lovely ASSet he will be the Lair..

Stay tune for an in depth interview with

Ms. Monroe with a Twist...

I want you all to know who this woman is...

And her thoughts to being a new member of...

The Smutty Hussy Lair!!