Monday, March 28, 2011

Cristal Ryder Sneaks Into the Lair

When Cecile asked me to come into her Lair, I didn’t hesitate to say yes! She has so much fun here and I couldn’t miss the chance of being a little bit naughty with her.

I knew right off what I wanted to talk about too. Cowboys. Oh ya. Aren’t theyjust the most delectable form of the male species? They have been a mainstay in the romance writing worldfor a long time. Westerns cast their magical spell and tempt us to be swept up by our hard ridin’, hard lovin’ cowboy and gallop off into the sunset with him. I imagined myself as the heroine many times with my oh so sexy cowboy, endless nights of pleasure under the stars with him or riding beside my man outwitting the bad guys. But he’s only been in my imagination all these years, never really knowing a true cowboy. Until now.

We’ve heard of singing cowboys, rodeo cowboys, rhinestone cowboys, but have you ever heard of a romance writing cowboy? I have and his name is Reid L. Rosenthal. Yep, a true to life, in the flesh, cowboy hat wearing, rodeo, bull ridin’, fourth generation land and cattle owner, oh did I mention a working cowboy. And he writes romance! Could it get any better than that? And he’s pretty darn sexy to boot too!

It’s very hard to find time for reading these days. Something I miss terribly, so I packed a book and took it on holiday. When I opened it and began the story, I was swept away with the characters and their trials. This book is intricately woven in character and plot, the name suites it perfectly Threads West, An American Saga. Reid brings to life the characters and makes you like, feel sorry and even dislike them. A great accomplishment. You’ll begin your trip in the year 1855, in the Rocky Mountains then hop across the pond to travel from Europe, to the British Isles, cross the sea by ship back to America where it lands in New York and begins to sew all thethreads into the fabric of the characters lives. The author drops numerous clues andforeshadowing that like a bread crumb trail, will hint and what’s to come, an arduous trip by wagon train west. This book left me wanting more. It’s not an erotica (although I have heard a rumour he wants to write one *claps hands*), but an historical romance of passion, people and the land, which without the intertwining there would be no story. The author’s passion comes through in the book and I anxiously await with tapping toe for book two, Maps of Fate ,which I know he’s busy working on with four more planned to complete the saga, bringing the story to present time.

I love that he isn’t shy about romance, love, passion and isn’t that an odd thing, being a man. It’s refreshingly welcome. And did I say he’s a real cowboy? Oh, ya, I think I did. I do love a cowboy, sigh.

The following is an excerpt from Maps of Fate, book two. How did I get a book two excerpt? ...connections.

She felt the fire in the smooth caress of his fingertips as they traced across her breast, lingered on her erect and pulsing nipple, then continued down her hips and came to rest lightly, longingly, on the concave valley of smooth belly between her hips. The smell of him, and of them, mingled with the fragrance of sun-baked sage.

Her heart pounded, a strange tingling heat permeated her loins, and she could feel the blush in her face. This was a feeling she’d never known, could never imagine, could barely absorb on so many levels. She swept a soft palm over the cords of muscle in his arm. She was consumed by a desperate wanting, a deep primal need that overrode her butterfly fear of the unknown. She gasped, her hips writhing involuntarily as he lowered himself gently onto her. A momentary stab of pain was followed by overwhelming pleasure cum laude which enveloped her being as he slowly, carefully, began to sink into her.

She groaned, a muffled cry equally grounded in passion, trepidation, and longing. He stopped, tenderly brushed a calloused thumb slowly across her forehead and down her cheek and looked deep into her eyes, “Am I hurting you?”

She felt tears well in the corners of her eyes, bit her lip and shook her head, her full answer to him in the ever-tighter wrap of her arms around his shoulders, the increasing bend of her knees, and the firm plant of her heels against the muscular flesh of his buttocks, drawing him in.

“Don’t stop,” she moaned, “Oh God, please don’t stop.”

Well, then. Okay J So go on out and get yourself a copy! I don’t think you’ll be disappointed.

“If your mind and spirit are seduced by images of windswept ridge tops, flutters of aspen leaves caressed by a canyon breeze, and the crimson tendrils of dying sun…if your fingers feel the silken pulse of a lover and your lips taste the deep kisses of building passion…if nostrils flare with the conjured scents of gunpowder and perfume, sage brush and pine, and your ears delight in the murmur of river current…if your heart pounds at the clash of good and evil and with each twist and turn of interwoven lives you feel a primal throb, then I have accomplished my mission.”
~ Reid L. Rosenthal, author of Threads West, An American Saga.

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Cristal Ryder

President Passionate Ink
Being Ariana - August 2011
No Fantasy Required - available now

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Monday, March 21, 2011

Shhhhh... Don't tell Cecile I am here.... Lissa Matthews has snuck in the Lair!

Miss Cecile didn't give me a topic to write on. She didn't really even give me any guidelines to go by. She simply asked if I'd guest blog and well...

A while back, I did a post on Kiss and Tell Girls about Girls. In this post, I revealed that I had kissed girls and I liked it very much. I still do like it very much, though I haven't kissed one in a couple of years.

There is something sweet and soft about a woman. It is tantalizing to touch her, to kiss her, to pet her hair, to hold her hand. It is not a new thing for me, this fascination with women. It started when I in high school and has been a part of me ever since. I am neither ashamed of it nor do I try to hide it. It is not simply a sexual thing either. It is much more complex. I have to actually LIKE the woman as a person, want to spend time with her, get to know her... And just like with men, there has to be something that fascinates me about her.

I don't like the bitch or the brat. I don't like the one with her nose up in the air or swaying her ass. I don't like the one that thinks everyone should be looking at her or that is an attention whore. I don't ever really like or desire the popular one. It's the more subtle woman that draws my attention. She's got a quiet smile, bright eyes. She listens and she's attentive. She's far from perfect and desires nothing more than to be loved and to love. She's not the wallflower either, that's me. She's not shy about interests and she's passionate. She's girl, a woman, feminine with a playful side. She's even a little bit of a tomboy, but loves the frills. She's strong and independent, she knows her own mind and she's captivating.

If things never go anywhere beyond friendship, that's fine with me. Most of the men I look at wouldn't even give me the time of day for even friendship, so, she's got one up on them! Grins...

See, being a girl with an interest in girls is not a status thing for me. It's not about a trend or curiosity. Just like with a man, it's about the connection on a level deeper than sex.

But I know two women together garners attention, whether or not they want it or seek it. It opens them to ridicule or fantasy rather than just mere acceptance. I assume it's the same for gay men. Some women have the fantasy of being with or seeing two men together. Hell, I have that fantasy. And some men have the two women fantasy. Again, me too! I wish the female/female genre in romance was as popular as the male/male genre. There's just as much emotion to be brought out, sex just as hot...why isn't it popular? Why isn't it more widely written and published?

So, tell me, what are you thoughts? I'll ask the question I asked way back when on Kiss and Tell Girls. Have you kissed a girl? And did you like it? Would you do it again? What draws you to women? Or keeps you from them?

Do you read female/female erotica/erotic romance? If not, why? If so, why?

C'mon, let's dish...


Lissa Matthews
Wickedly sweet...Deliciously naughty!

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Wednesday, March 16, 2011

The Lair is going on Vacation....

Hello my fellow followers....
I am writing today to tell you that the Lair is going on vacation for a while.
We all have been burning the candle at both ends
(I am not telling you what we have been doing with those candles....)
and I am little run down...
So for now... I will leave you but never desert you...

Just going on a little vacation...

Can you blame me.....

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Monday, March 14, 2011

Billi Jean sets the Lair on Fire.....

I want you to all welcome Ms. Billi Jean to the Lair today...

She is here to give us a glimpse of some hot reading she has been doing lately....... Let's see what's been keeping her occupied...... Shall we.....

Brotherhood of Fire

Elizabeth Moore

If you like a good ménage, meaning two men both adoring one woman, then this story, Brotherhood of Fire, might be something you enjoy. I know I did. I enjoyed it for several reasons. One, it was hot. Yeah, the buildup and tension Moore creates between her characters is rock hard. Hot. Blazing. Just like her men. Second reason I loved this story. The men. You can get these men, not in your bed – don't you wish! -- but you've met them before. The hungry husband, who is faithful to his wife, loves her and all they have, but….missing something. He's fantasy though, is anything but usual. He wants another guy. Not for him, for her. In their bed. Whoa. And he's hot. Alpha material, hard, tough, fire fighter, always the moving fast, paving the way for them. Then there's the other guy. Whew. Oh my. We've seen his type before, too. Tall, dark, handsome with that military background and now a hard-core fire fighter-EMT. Heck, I'd sprang an ankle just to get him bending over me with those big, calloused, gentle…oh, yeah, so…cough, cough. I liked the guys. So….oh, yep.(blushing) I did like more about the story!

The story line. One thing that has always left me going, uh, okay, hot story, but so not happening. I mean, when a man says to you I want another guy in our bed, would you just say, "What? You want to bring another guy home and in our bed? Oh, well, if that's what you want….." Holy hell, I don't think so. I'd have some serious misgivings. So does Carrie, Garrett's wife. I loved her. She brought up all the reasons why inviting another man into a good, solid marriage wasn't a good idea, but she also listened to and wanted to try out a fantasy that so obviously turned her hunky husband on.

And boy did it get hot. Very hot. And more than hot, it was heartfelt. It's so hard to write and grab a reader's heart and pull it, but Moore does with effortlessly. I loved the story most of all for that, the sentimental side of love, the Happy Ever After sappiness. In Brotherhood of Fire, I loved the HEA because I felt like the three characters shared their HEA with me after going through some real highs and lows. If ever a three-some would work in today's world, these guys and their girl will make it happen.

So, if you're in the mood for a romance, one that touches the heart, and fuels the fire – oh, alright, blazes the fire red hot – give Brotherhood of Fire a go and then harass Elizabeth Moore for the next in this scorching series.

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Friday, March 11, 2011

Review: Moonlight Temptation by Stephanie Julian

Moonlight Temptation

Fourth in the Lucani Lovers series

Evie Simmons has magical powers she can’t control and her best friend is a 17-year-old werewolf. Add in the sexy shifter she can’t keep out of her mind and his hot-as-hell friend and it’s a recipe for disaster. Dr. Dane Dimitriou knows Evie has had a hard time adjusting to her new life in Etruscan magical community—almost as difficult as his denial of his feelings for her have been. And he’s got the perfect cure—his best friend. Easygoing Ryan Maguire is the opposite of stick-up-his-ass Dane. He can act as a buffer. Dane can get close, but not too close. Yeah, right. These sexy men may be just what the doctor ordered for Evie.

I obtained the above information from Ms. Julian's website.

And I was also given this book from the author to review for my honest thoughts!
So here we go...

For those of you that know me... and those that don't this is my little statement about short books.... I do not judge short stories on the rush of their relationships, because they are just that - short stories. So, yes the relationships always could have been drawn out more, yea it seems like they fall in love to fast and of course the story could have been made longer... but it is a short story. So with that said.... here is my review...

Oh wow.... Oh wow... This is one fire explosive story. Ms. Julian did it yet again with another hot story. She has a way with her craft and she uses it well. This woman has wrapped me up in a story that I hope will not stop. She allows terminology to flow through the book (so you are not stopping to check out what that means) and she treats us to characters of the past and invites new ones into the world of the Lucani family.

Evie has a seriously crappy past... We met her in the past books; but you won't be left out if you did not read them. (That is another great job by Ms. Julian ~ never leaves you feeling like you are missing something) Evie has a heart the size of Texas. Okay, as long as you get my point there. Evie was kidnapped and used for her blood. Yes, you read that right... they syphoned blood from her and was basically keeping her alive to produce her blood. Her blood is the secret ingredient to one little boy's life. But once freed, you would think that she would want nothing to do with the little boy or his mother (the one that kidnapped her). But... That is where Evie will surprise you... Now, there is another matter at hand... Her heart and her powers...
Will Evie's heart allow her to accept what two people are willing to give her or will her uncertainty over her powers cause her to go up in smoke?

Dane has one major stick up his ass... And sometimes all it takes is his best friend Ryan to remind him to pull out and stop acting like the ass Ryan's knows him not to be. Dane is set on finding a cure for the disease that seems to be plaguing the Lucanis. The same disease that took his father from him. But what will it cost him? When all else fails, he ask his best friend to step in for him and help him out... But what if what Ryan wants threatens to consume the both of them to the fiery pits of Evie?

This is one story that heat up your sheets and catch your heart ablaze! This book will leave you hot and possibly other things you might not want me to mention and for sure... she will leave you drooling over the hot alpha males and their best friend... And she will definitely leave you hanging on to what is to come in the future. Awesome job Ms. Julian!!!

To find out more about this series and others, please visit Ms. Stephanie Julian website here.

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Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Elaine's Continuing Education of the Tribal Men...

Mistress Cecile has given Elaine the mundane task **oh yea right** of doing background checks on the Tribal men and **Cough** getting information from them~ for your pleasure of getting to know them better... So... I will allow Elaine to give you the low down...

Elaine fiddles with the stack of papers... watches as Jed comes from outside on the balcony... He puts himself behind and starts typing away...

**Sure is nice to have someone do all the work for me... Elaine ponders**

Elaine huffs out a sigh of annoyance as she glances at her watch.... Waiting for Max to arrive

"Finally," Elaine mutters to herself... "Damn man better be glad he is hot... or I would have his ass for making me wait..." Elaine turns her attention to the man that walks into the room...

Commanding attention... Max offers his hand to Jed... Then turns his attention to Elaine...
He gives her a thorough up and down look of appreciation... Elaine blushes....

Elaine clears her throat, "Max, please have a seat..."

Max turns his full attention to Elaine... Her cheeks heat... Then his voice rumbles out... "So, I hear you need me here to update my profile." He looks out the window to the driveway... "But I was wondering if Sweet was going to be around... "

Jed looks over from Elaine to Max... Trying to hide his smile... "Dude, she might be.. calm down."

Elaine rolls her eyes... "Men..."

Max sighs heavily... "Okay.. let's get this over with so I can go back on duty. I would hate for Mistress Cecile to find out I was not doing my job or anything."

Elaine hands Max a clip board with some papers... "I need you to fill this out for us Max. It has all the information we need from you."

Max eyes her suspiciously... **What, Elaine has been known to dipping her hand in the cookie jar a few times... lol** Max looks over the sheets, then looks at Elaine... "Why do you need this, I thought you had this on file already...?"

Elaine, knowing that Max has been the one to catch her a few times **with her hands in the pant... I mean cookie jar** gives him that look.... "Well, the computer crashed and we need to update it again.. And besides Mistress Cecile wants it done..." As if to prove her point, she puts emphases on the Mistress's name.

**Max and Jed trade off looks to each other... then both to Elaine**

"Okay, if you say so Elaine..."

Age: 28 years old
Height: 6' 2"
Weight: 225 lbs
Hair color: Dark Brown
Hair length: short
Eye color: Blue
Experience: Ask the Mistress

Max hands back the clip board to Jed, "All done, now what about Sweet's..."

Elaine eyes him.... "I guess you're just going to have to wait and see." Turns her attention to Jed.... "Who's next?" while making a shooing motion for Max to leave... "That man is relentless for Sweets..."

Jed, sensing how tired Elaine is getting... goes to join her on the couch....

As if upon cue, the doors opens and in walk a God... Oh wait... now that is....

Luke glides in.... Looking over to the couch... "Princess, I heard you were looking for me..."

Elaine starts blushing... "Uhmmmm... Ahhh... Well...." Her glances go back and forth between Jed... and... Luke....

Luke and Jed share exchanges... friendly... or not... well....

Elaine clears her throat to draw the attention back to the matter at hand.....

"Gentleman.... Please... Jed - desk. Luke - chair... Now."
"Luke, I need you to fill out these forms please. We are updating the system with everyone's information."

Luke's voice is like warm honey..."You know I will do anything for you...." as he runs a finger down my check... Damn that man... How does Mistress Cecile handle all these men is beyond me...

Luke looks into Elaine's eyes... "But you could fill it for me though, you know everything about me..." He shoots Jed an evil smile over the top of my head..... Damn these men...

"Oh damn Luke, just fill out the damn papers." Trying to keep my cool... Damn man...

Luke smirks and starts writing....

Age: 28 years old
Height: 6' 0"
Weight: 190 lbs
Hair color: Brown
Hair length: long enough for you to get a good grip
Eye color: Brown
Experience: I’ve never had any complaints

"Here you go sweetheart," as he hands me the sheet and bends to kiss my cheek. "I’ve got to run, but I’ll see you tonight..."

Luke looks at Jed.... "Later buddy"

Luke leaves office... and Elaine relaxes a bit... Until she heard Jed speak....

"Arrogant ass...."

Oh a dreamy sigh.... "Yes that is a fine ass..... aaahhhh"

Jed growls in back of throat.....

"Oh…uhm..sorry Jed," while the blush continues to stain her cheeks...

Is it hot in here? I think I need a drink..Where’s Caleb?

Oh just want to see who is next......
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Monday, March 7, 2011

Gina Gordon is Caught Sneaking in the Lair....

Top Ten Reasons Why I Love Lorelei James
By: Gina Gordon

When Cecile asked me to come over and talk about a book that I would recommend, only one author came to mind, Lorelei James. Unfortunately, trying to pick one of her books was an impossible situation so I am picking ten—her entire her Rough Riders series. I promise you won’t be disappointed.

But just in case you don’t want to take my word for it, here are my top ten reasons why you should pick up a Rough Riders book today!
1. I’ll start with the most important reason because, after all, we are at the Smutty Hussy’s lair. All Lorelei James books have smoking, scorching, singe-you-fingers-on-the-pages, cause-your-e-reader-to-short-circuit sex.

2. Not only is the sex hot but it is different in every book and in every scene. There’s outdoor sex, group sex, public sex, missionary sex, tie-me-up-tie-me-down sex, sex-by-the-front-door-because-the-couple’s-too-hot-to-make-it-to-the-mattress sex…the list goes on and on.

3. The heroes are all strong, alpha males willing to go to great lengths to satisfy their women. They like control, they take it--sometimes without asking (: --wield it and leave their ladies a bone quivering, limp mass on the mattress. *sigh*

4. The heroines are strong, independent women who have their own lives and their own dreams that they continue to pursue even after meeting the hero. Most of the heroines even have their own businesses. You will not find any damsels in distress in these books.

5. Cowboys….’nough said!

6. Realistic characters and plots. These are down to earth characters with real life problems. Whether it be struggling with addiction, age differences, money trouble or taking care of a two-timing dead husbands love child, these couples always come through it stronger and ultimately more complete after having found each other.

7. You will always get a happily ever after!
8. Recurring characters. I love books that show you a glimpse of old characters or give you a taste of new characters to come. Each book can be read on its own but each book contributes to the larger dynamic of the McKay clan.

9. You will fall in love right along with the hero and heroine. You will experience every kiss, savor every touch, feel every flutter. Not only with the characters but with the state of Wyoming. I would totally visit this state just because of a fictional family. Ridiculous, I know, but what can I say, I love these books.

10. Family values. These books are filled with one big, nosy, loving, hating family.
There you have it. My top ten reasons why you should become a Lorelei James fan. For me, these books are the definition of erotic romance, and include all of the elements I look for when reading, and writing, a book.

To find out more about Ms. James, check out her website at I have included below the Rough Riders book list in order. Enjoy!

Rough Riders SeriesBook 1: Long Hard Ride
Book 2: Rode Hard, Put up Wet
Book 3: Cowgirl Up and Ride
Book 4: Tied Up, Tied Down
Book 5: Rough, Raw & Ready
Book 6: Branded As Trouble
Novella: Strong, Silent Type
Book 7: Shoulda Been A Cowboy
Book 8: All Jacked Up
Book 9: Raising Kane
Novella: Slow Ride
Book 10: Cowgirls Don’t Cry
Just in case... I could not resist this picture....

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Friday, March 4, 2011

Review: Private Property by Leah

A contemporary erotic novella available from Samhain Publishing

Hauberk Protection, Book 1

There’s nothing casual about this caper…

Jodi Tyler has loved and lost too many times to believe in happily ever after. That’s what makes her no-strings affair with her boss so perfect—his power in bed matches his respect for her independence. Still, when he surprises her with a ménage for her birthday, her secret thrill wars with a nagging thought: Why would he so casually share her with another man?

Even though Mark Rodriguez holds Jodi at arm’s length from his heart, her self-confidence is a turn-on he can’t resist. Inviting old college buddy and future business partner Sam into their bed for one night was supposed to set free her wildest fantasy. Instead he finds the tables turned, forced to watch while Sam brings her to the height of ecstasy.

Now, Mark’s not so sure he wants to share his treasure…

I obtained the above information from...... Leah Braemel's blog.

For those of you that know me... and those that don't this is my little statement about short books.... I do not judge short stories on the rush of their relationships, because they are just that - short stories. So, yes the relationships always could have been drawn out more, yea it seems like they fall in love to fast and of course the story could have been made longer... but it is a short story. So with that said.... here is my review...

Omg... This is one firecracker kinda book. Non stop action throughout the whole story. No cool down period at all; which suited me just fine. Ms. Leah did a great job of bringing me to the edge of suspense, the brink of caution and then simply making me not care who or what... as long as I got the end result! If you are looking for a romantic, soft story... I have other book reviews for you to look into... But if you are looking for some hot, erotic, tie me up, spank my bottom and well... I won't use the other words... But you get my point. Then I urge you to get this book. And it is short enough for some quick satisfaction of your own! Just make sure you have *Cough* him... on speed dial!

The characters are believable enough to feel for. Jodi is working a detail on her birthday... Of all days. Then her boss Mark, who is also her secret lover, is the one that set it up. Go figure. Men! But her mind starts playing evil tricks on her due to her past. Which has not been great. Hell, who of us has had a prefect past; especially when it comes to men....

**Looks around to see who's hand is up... I didn't think so**

Anyways.... her mind gets the best of her and she thinks that Mark wants to walk away from her and their no strings attached relationship. Just the thought alone breaks her heart because like it or not.. Jodi has fallen for Mark.

Mark on the other hand... I have to give the man some props for trying to surprise Jodi on her birthday. But I will give him a swift kick in his ass for the way he went about doing it. He could have consulted with her first, that would have been nice... but he is a man after all and thought he could handle this all on his own. He made Jodi write down a list of sexual fantasies she wanted to happen... Well, he tried to make half her list come true in one night... You go Mark!

Now this is where it gets tricky.... Mark had this planned out and had been planning it for a whole month. Which made Jodi feel left out and alone.

***Hello, doesn't he know that women do like feeling left out and alone... They get the feeling they just as soon do it themselves..**

No woman likes to feel like they are second best ~ to anything. So, Jodi starts putting up a little wall to protect herself from the downfall she knows is coming sooner than later... But did she prepare her heart for what Mark had planned? Was Mark's heart prepared for what he knew he has planned?

Enter Sam... Oh Sam... Damn, this man. I think he could bring any woman to her knees simply by his voice. Which is very powerful by the way. Everything about Sam screams power, control, dominance and all things hot/wet and have to do with sex. Sam is Mark's best friend and soon to be business partner. But what Mark asks Sam to do may just put a kink in their friendship...

These three come together ((Hahahah... oh yeah, that too)) and bring forth some explosive discoveries. Friendship, partnership and relationships... Can they exist outside the confines of a sexual relationship? Does adding that something else to a relationship really strengthen the bonds or do you ruin what you had because you shared? Let's find out who's property gets kept as private as we flip (quickly) through the pages of Private Property!

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Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Elaine Works Over The Tribal Men....

Mistress Cecile has given Elaine the mundane task **oh yea right** of doing background checks on the Tribal men and **Cough** getting information from them~ for your pleasure of getting to know them better... So... I will allow Elaine to give you the low down...

In the Lair, Jed walks into office and sits at the desk.... He eyes Elaine and waits for her to speak. *Mistress Cecile has taught them so well to be obedient.*

He eyes Elaine sitting on the couch across from the desk. Elaine gets a shiver up her spine wondering what he is thinking... I mean, he is part of the Lair and you know the men of the lair are well..... Experienced....

Jed coughs to bring Elaine back to the matter at hand. Damn man is always all business. "I’ve asked some of the guys to come by and help you with their…profiles. As you requested Ms. Elaine."

Elaine finds her voice... "Who is my first victims?" She tries her best to sound calm. Damn thing this man makes her body do.... But she will turn the table soon enough on him..... **evil grin**

Jed raises eyebrows and begins to laugh. Damn man. "I think we should start with The Butler. Since he is Mistress Cecile's personal assistance. I think everyone will want to know about him first and foremost. Then we can tackle Jack...." Jed lets an evil laughter sneak through. Yea... Jack... Omg...

"Thanks Jed.This should be very interesting. I can take The Butler... but Jack. Damn Jed, do you not like me or something? I mean, that man kinda scares me. I am not sure how Mistress Cecile deals with him...."

"No pouting Elaine. You can handle him..." Jed throws her his best stern look and the slightest smile that makes butterfly in the tummy look like an earthquake.

Not giving her enough time to process that smile there is a knock at door...

Elaine clears her throat.... "Come in......"

The Butler enters the room. Jed stands to shake his hand and Elaine... Well.. She just sits there and admires the view... Hell, who wouldn't.

The Butler turns his attention to Elaine... "Is there anything I can get you Elaine before we start?"

Elaine picks up her glass, eyes The Butler up and down... "No, I’m good..." Although, I would love some of that damn man behind the towel....

Elaine puts her drink down and motioned to the chair in the middle of the room. "Please have a seat. I have a few questions for you. We need to update your profile. So... let's get personal."

"My first question is do you own pants?"
**Jed tries to hide his laughter behind his hand... He is so not succeeding.**

The Butler gives Elaine a startled look... Throws head back and laughs....

"Well, I actually do own pants. But... Mistress Cecile won't let me wear any. She always says she's waiting to catch the towel fall. **She is an evil woman**

"Okay, I have a few other questions I’ll be asking the others as well but there are just the normal things." Elaine hands him a sheet of paper. "Can you please fill this out?"

The Butler softly speaks... "Anything for you my sweet."

*Elaine blushes**

Elaine watches while The Butler fills out form... **He was very easy on the eyes and I very much love my job!**

Age: 29 years old
Height: 6'1”
Weight: 200 lbs
Hair color: Black
Hair length: Short
Eye color: Blue
Experience: My talents are well known

**Elaine sips drink slow and steady while she watches The Butler under her lashes...**

The Butler, "All done **hands sheet back** Anything else sweet?"

Elaine looks the sheet over, waves it at Jed to signal him to come and get it..

**Jed walks over and takes it**

"I want to thank you for coming in and doing this for me... I mean us..."

The Butler gets up from the chair and advances to Elaine... He takes my hands... Kisses my palm. And softly whispers, "It was all my pleasure. Are you sure you don't need anything before I go?" He asks with an evil glint in his eye....

Elaine lets out a giggle... Must be the drink... and whispers, "No, I’m good, thank you."

Elaine admires the view as The Butler leaves the room... Damn that man has an ass...

**Jeds sits back behind desks. Starts typing away as he enters The Butler info into computer**

**Elaine is still daydreaming about that ass on The Butler and the man on the computer..... when...**

**The door swings open, bangs against wall**

**Elaine jumps from the couch... Scared out of her mind... **

When Jack walks in... All six foot something... Stands in the door frame... Almost filling it out... And he grumbles... "I’m here, what did you need!" He proceeds to stalk in the room and sits in the chair.

Damn man, scares the bejesus out of me... Elaine gathers her courage... And downs her drink.. Bites bottom lip and just goes with it... "Jack, I need you to take a new profile picture so the ladies can see that face of yours... " Elaine grins... trying to break Jack...

Jack glares hard at Elaine... Her grin starting to fade... He mumbles under breathe, "I’ll tell you what you flipping need... Screw the picture. The one you have is just fine. I’ve got sh… **Jed clears throat** stuff to do.I’m out of here........."

"Wait, I have other ques……"

And with that he storms out the room with the door banging against the wall.... Damn man...

Elaine looks over at Jed... "Well that went well...."

Jed speaks very steady... "You knew he wasn’t gonna be easy...."

"Well, he usually is..... a difficult person... but still...." Elaine sighs deeply... "I guess I’ll have to tell Cecile and she can deal with him."

Elaine eyes Jed... hoping to take her mind off of Jack... "You done over there yet?"

**Elaine gently slides down the couch**

"Oh Jed.... I could use your….Skills over here"

**big grin**

Stay tune to see who we have next for introduction at the Lair..... Until Later....

And remember... Keep it Dirty, Smutty & Hussy!
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